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How to dodge jury duty in style.

Started by Syt, May 21, 2009, 09:53:19 AM

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Maximus

They know too much about the porcine digestive system.

garbon

Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 12:36:23 PM
A murder trial that lasts eight months.  ;)

Which would be horrible as I doubt they would be like oh, okay you want to leave the country...right.

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"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.