Dead fat chick gets hauled away on a tow truck

Started by Caliga, May 21, 2009, 07:36:39 AM

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Grey Fox

Quote from: Caliga on May 21, 2009, 01:45:51 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 21, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
I wonder about the really morbidly obese though - do they really understand all that they are missing?

I have to assume people like her are all either so mentally ill that they don't or can't think about things like that, or are so obsessed with food that nothing else concerns them, much like a heroin addict.

There's also those that get to be on TV shows, they all fit the same pattern. All realise they are missing something, their sole solution seems to be stomach surgery which they can't afford because all their money is being syphoned to feeding them 4 billions Calories a day.
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Syt

Quote from: Caliga on May 21, 2009, 01:44:41 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 01:40:23 PM
But just think of how big her boobs probably were.  :P

When someone's EVERYTHING is huge, it really kinda diminishes the appeal.  Her arms were probably MUCH bigger than her boobs. :x

Maybe she was a 50 pound chick with 700 pound hooters, though.
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Malthus

Quote from: Grey Fox on May 21, 2009, 01:48:26 PM
Quote from: Caliga on May 21, 2009, 01:45:51 PM
Quote from: Berkut on May 21, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
I wonder about the really morbidly obese though - do they really understand all that they are missing?

I have to assume people like her are all either so mentally ill that they don't or can't think about things like that, or are so obsessed with food that nothing else concerns them, much like a heroin addict.

There's also those that get to be on TV shows, they all fit the same pattern. All realise they are missing something, their sole solution seems to be stomach surgery which they can't afford because all their money is being syphoned to feeding them 4 billions Calories a day.

And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Savonarola

Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.

The pathetic lives of others are entertaining and make other people feel better about themselves.  That is one of the founding principles of American television.
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Berkut

Quote from: Savonarola on May 21, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.

The pathetic lives of others are entertaining and make other people feel better about themselves.  That is one of the founding principles of American television humanity.

Fixed that for you.
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Quote from: Savonarola on May 21, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.

The pathetic lives of others are entertaining and make other people feel better about themselves.  That is one of the founding principles of American television.

I can't wait for Jon and Kate plus 8 comes on. Maybe Jon will murder his nag of a wife on TV.
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Malthus

Quote from: Savonarola on May 21, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.

The pathetic lives of others are entertaining and make other people feel better about themselves.  That is one of the founding principles of American television.

I guess even the most pathetic low life slacker can usually take comfort in the fact that he or she isn't a half ton of immobile blubber.  :lol:
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Caliga

Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 02:12:31 PM
And what the fuck is up with making TV shows on the topic, anyway? There seems to be a whole trend of shows on the sad lives of the morbidly obese.
Maury Povich  = chubby chaser.
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