Dead fat chick gets hauled away on a tow truck

Started by Caliga, May 21, 2009, 07:36:39 AM

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derspiess

Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
Things would never have come to this had she and her loved ones treated her like a human being from the start.

Yeah, stuffing mountains of tater tots down someone's piehole (or letting them do it themselves) isn't a good start.
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Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
Things would never have come to this had she and her loved ones treated her like a human being from the start.

Yeah, stuffing mountains of tater tots down someone's piehole (or letting them do it themselves) isn't a good start.

I CAN QUIT EATING UNHEALTHY, GREASY FOOD ANY TIME I WANT  :mad:
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
Things would never have come to this had she and her loved ones treated her like a human being from the start.

Yeah, stuffing mountains of tater tots down someone's piehole (or letting them do it themselves) isn't a good start.
Tater tots are nasty
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Fireblade

Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 21, 2009, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
Things would never have come to this had she and her loved ones treated her like a human being from the start.

Yeah, stuffing mountains of tater tots down someone's piehole (or letting them do it themselves) isn't a good start.
Tater tots are nasty

Fuck you spic, go eat your tamales and menudo

Caliga

Quote from: Fireblade on May 21, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Fuck you spic, go eat your tamales and menudo

:huh:

I like tamales and menudo.  Am I a: spic  :(
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Berkut

Tater tots are quite possibly the ultimate way to prepare the potato.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Fireblade on May 21, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on May 21, 2009, 11:23:07 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 21, 2009, 11:15:55 AM
Quote from: garbon on May 21, 2009, 11:05:34 AM
Things would never have come to this had she and her loved ones treated her like a human being from the start.

Yeah, stuffing mountains of tater tots down someone's piehole (or letting them do it themselves) isn't a good start.
Tater tots are nasty

Fuck you spic, go eat your tamales and menudo
I don't really like Latin American food
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Berkut on May 21, 2009, 01:10:13 PM
Tater tots are quite possibly the ultimate way to prepare the potato.
The ULTIMATE way to prepare a potato.

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Caliga

Tater skins :mmm:

Waffle House hash is better tho, tied with boardwalk fries for best ways to prepare taters. :punk:
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Valmy

She clearly didn't care about human dignity when she put on 750+ pounds, so I fail to be that outraged by this.
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Caliga

Quote from: Valmy on May 21, 2009, 01:29:26 PM
She clearly didn't care about human dignity when she put on 750+ pounds, so I fail to be that outraged by this.
:yes: I doubt she cared about much of anything that one can't eat.  :)
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Malthus

Quote from: Caliga on May 21, 2009, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 21, 2009, 01:29:26 PM
She clearly didn't care about human dignity when she put on 750+ pounds, so I fail to be that outraged by this.
:yes: I doubt she cared about much of anything that one can't eat.  :)

But just think of how big her boobs probably were.  :P
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Berkut

Quote from: Caliga on May 21, 2009, 01:35:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 21, 2009, 01:29:26 PM
She clearly didn't care about human dignity when she put on 750+ pounds, so I fail to be that outraged by this.
:yes: I doubt she cared about much of anything that one can't eat.  :)

Well, once she was dead I don't think she really cared about eating either.

If there is any human dignity involved in dead bodies, it is not the feelings of the dead person we are worried about.

I wonder about the really morbidly obese though - do they really understand all that they are missing?
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Caliga

Quote from: Malthus on May 21, 2009, 01:40:23 PM
But just think of how big her boobs probably were.  :P

When someone's EVERYTHING is huge, it really kinda diminishes the appeal.  Her arms were probably MUCH bigger than her boobs. :x
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Caliga

Quote from: Berkut on May 21, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
I wonder about the really morbidly obese though - do they really understand all that they are missing?

I have to assume people like her are all either so mentally ill that they don't or can't think about things like that, or are so obsessed with food that nothing else concerns them, much like a heroin addict.
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