Use taxes and you

[MadImmortalMan]

Should have downed half the bottle. "There, now I'm under the limit!"

[Admiral Yi]

Me, a bit relaxed and feelign slightly flirtatious now. "Yeah, people say you can bring back two bottles, but on the form it says 1.14L"

The seduction community salutes you for your suave line of patter.

[Neil]

"I will never, ever fuck you."

Chicks like guys who appear to be dangerous rebels.  Being honest on your customs declaration?  No chance.

[fhdz]

Me, a bit relaxed and feelign slightly flirtatious now. "Yeah, people say you can bring back two bottles, but on the form it says 1.14L"

The seduction community salutes you for your suave line of patter.

"If you take out the weight of the glass, it's less than 1.14L"

[Neil]

She signs my card and says. "You know in all the years I've done this you're the first person to actually declare two bottles." She smiles, a bit too condescendingly i thought. "But thanks for being honest."

Good you made her waste more of her time.

Are you a moron in addition to being a faggot?  Where else did she have to be?

[Neil]

Me, a bit relaxed and feelign slightly flirtatious now. "Yeah, people say you can bring back two bottles, but on the form it says 1.14L"

The seduction community salutes you for your suave line of patter.

"If you take out the weight of the glass, it's less than 1.14L"

A litre is a measure of volume, not mass.

[fhdz]

Me, a bit relaxed and feelign slightly flirtatious now. "Yeah, people say you can bring back two bottles, but on the form it says 1.14L"

The seduction community salutes you for your suave line of patter.

"If you take out the weight of the glass, it's less than 1.14L"

A litre is a measure of volume, not mass.

(That's the point.)

[Ed Anger]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[garbon]

She signs my card and says. "You know in all the years I've done this you're the first person to actually declare two bottles." She smiles, a bit too condescendingly i thought. "But thanks for being honest."

Good you made her waste more of her time.

Are you a moron in addition to being a faggot?  Where else did she have to be?

Time, darling, not place.

She could have been using her downtime to contemplate world peace or alternative energy. Instead she had to listen to a geezer trying to be clever.

[Grey Fox]

I actually use out of province retailers to avoid it.

[lustindarkness]

<---- filthy tax cheating fuck

[Neil]

She signs my card and says. "You know in all the years I've done this you're the first person to actually declare two bottles." She smiles, a bit too condescendingly i thought. "But thanks for being honest."

Good you made her waste more of her time.

Are you a moron in addition to being a faggot?  Where else did she have to be?

Time, darling, not place.

She could have been using her downtime to contemplate world peace or alternative energy. Instead she had to listen to a geezer trying to be clever.

She's in Canada Customs.  The only thing she was conemplating is the obscene ways she was going to sex guys who were daring enough to sneak through extra duty-free booze.

And the reason that it is 1.14 L for the duty free amount is that 1.14 L is roughly 40 imperial ounces.  Thus, you can bring a 40 in duty free.

[Josephus]

She signs my card and says. "You know in all the years I've done this you're the first person to actually declare two bottles." She smiles, a bit too condescendingly i thought. "But thanks for being honest."

Good you made her waste more of her time.

Are you a moron in addition to being a faggot?  Where else did she have to be?

Time, darling, not place.

She could have been using her downtime to contemplate world peace or alternative energy. Instead she had to listen to a geezer trying to be clever.

Downtime? At Pearson International Airport? You're kidding right.

[Josephus]

And the reason that it is 1.14 L for the duty free amount is that 1.14 L is roughly 40 imperial ounces.  Thus, you can bring a 40 in duty free.

See I learned something today. I never knew that.

[garbon]

Downtime? At Pearson International Airport? You're kidding right.

That means nothing to me.