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USA! USA! USA! Part Le Deux.

Started by Syt, May 18, 2009, 01:49:38 PM

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derspiess

#15
May 19, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
 :lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Siege

#16
May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

Valmy

#17
May 19, 2009, 11:29:31 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.

Thanks :)
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

PDH

#18
May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Savonarola

#19
May 19, 2009, 11:38:40 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.

Al Gore is a great man.   :)
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Valmy

#20
May 19, 2009, 11:42:12 AM
Quote from: PDH on May 19, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Oh sweet, sweet porn.  It is what the internet was designed for.

Why you think the net was born?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#21
May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 11:11:42 AM
Ed judges the porn:

Japan: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE CRYING?

France: She looks underage

Russia: Enough with the faux rape already. Plus she looks underage.

UK: Ugly chicks getting boned

More later after work....

Part Deux:

Polish: Chick looks decent. BUT JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A DEATH CAMP.

German: Chick looks alright...wait, the pissing on her face ruins it. And what is with all the leather?

Italian: Okay, more faux rape. And how old is that chick? 55?

American: Giant tramp stamp? check. Mood breaking cursing? check? Horse faced meth head? check.

Hungarian/Czech: No tattoos! Yay! Pleasantly thin, yet no ribs sticking out? Yay! Accent? HOORAY!

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

#22
May 19, 2009, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 19, 2009, 02:15:10 PM

Polish: Chick looks decent. BUT JESUS CHRIST SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OUT OF A DEATH CAMP.


At least she came out.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

viper37

#23
May 19, 2009, 08:25:59 PM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.
actually, you are too.  It's your country they're talking about.  Even worst, the country you adopted.  :P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

DontSayBanana

#24
May 19, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
*has sudden morbid curiosity about Mexican porn, resists urge to research*
Experience bij!

garbon

#25
May 19, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on May 19, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
*has sudden morbid curiosity about Mexican porn, resists urge to research*

While I've never seen mexican porn, I've seen latino porn and fucked with mexicans. Good times had by all. :cheers:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DontSayBanana

#26
May 19, 2009, 11:16:36 PM
Quote from: garbon on May 19, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
While I've never seen mexican porn, I've seen latino porn and fucked with mexicans. Good times had by all. :cheers:

:cheers: Latinos/Latinas can be pretty damn hott.  :mmm:
Experience bij!

Syt

#27
May 20, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
Whites/pales/blacks/asians/Indians/Native Americans are totally fine, but for some reason Latinas rarely appeal to me (with a few notable exceptions, like Selma Hayek).
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Queequeg

#28
May 20, 2009, 01:08:52 AM
Quote from: Siege on May 19, 2009, 11:29:08 AM
You guys are a bunch of perverts.
You're a citizen.  Heck, you're a soldier  You've shed blood for the right for me to jerk off to videos of girls with cum coming out of their noses. You have the right...no...the OBLIGATION to be proud of this great country's pornography!  :mad:
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Valmy

#29
May 20, 2009, 08:16:11 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 20, 2009, 12:33:04 AM
but for some reason Latinas rarely appeal to me

:blink: :blink: :blink:

Well there is no accounting for taste...

well actually nevermind that is crazy talk.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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