Sales of kids’ bulletproof backpacks soar

[Legbiter]

If every kid had a gun these school shootings wouldn't happen.

[Tonitrus]

I suggest strapping textbooks on arms, legs and chests as body-armour.

You can use those Texan science textbooks that include creationism and set the value of pi at exactly 3. 

Mythbusters (ugh) armored up a car with phonebooks.

To the young people: A phone book is a directory of phone numbers that is printed on paper.

Those were the days....when you left the house, you were UNREACHABLE.

[Ed Anger]

I suggest strapping textbooks on arms, legs and chests as body-armour.

You can use those Texan science textbooks that include creationism and set the value of pi at exactly 3. 

Mythbusters (ugh) armored up a car with phonebooks.

To the young people: A phone book is a directory of phone numbers that is printed on paper.

Those were the days....when you left the house, you were UNREACHABLE.

Pro tip: there is an off button on your phone.

[Tonitrus]

Yeah, but the plausible deniability is gone forever.

[Ed Anger]

Tell them to their face that you don't want to bothered. If they can't accept that, knock them down and urinate on them.

[garbon]

[The Brain]

Tell them to their face that you don't want to bothered. If they can't accept that, knock them down and urinate on them.

I thought you'd say up.