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Should CdM decorate this year?

Started by CountDeMoney, December 16, 2012, 02:34:28 PM

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Should CdM break out the Xmas bullshit this year?

Yes, it's the fucking holidays; the wife made me do it, you should too
14 (42.4%)
No, you'd just have to take it all down in March anyway
3 (9.1%)
Wrap the cat in lights and buy a Yankee candle, and leave it at that
15 (45.5%)
I'm Jewish, so fuck you
1 (3%)

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garbon

#15
December 16, 2012, 09:24:16 PM
Oh and no Yankee candles. :x
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

#16
December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

merithyn

#17
December 16, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
I'll make a deal with you, Seedy. I'll go get a tree and decorate it if you'll put yours up. We'll share pics. :)
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

dps

#18
December 16, 2012, 09:45:00 PM
Quote from: PDH on December 16, 2012, 04:31:47 PM
Actually, on second though, it probably pisses of Marti.  Decorate and hum Christmas Carols the whole time and smile to think of his balled up fists of anger.

:yes:

PDH

#19
December 16, 2012, 10:48:43 PM
Quote from: merithyn on December 16, 2012, 09:40:39 PM
I'll make a deal with you, Seedy. I'll go get a tree and decorate it if you'll put yours up. We'll share pics. :)

You're just doing it because it is pagan.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

merithyn

#20
December 16, 2012, 10:56:11 PM
:mad: Nu uh!

It's 'cause it's pretty. :wub:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

Caliga

#21
December 17, 2012, 09:57:30 AM
We usually 'decorate' by hanging a wreath on the front door that my elderly shut-in great aunt mails to us.  But for some reason she didn't send us one this year.  Maybe she's dead. :hmm:
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CountDeMoney

#22
December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.

Those are pretty rare, actually.

LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit.   :lol:

Malthus

#23
December 17, 2012, 10:55:59 AM Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 10:59:11 AM by Malthus
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.

Those are pretty rare, actually.

LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit.   :lol:

You needed to google "Black  memorabilia" (or "Black Americana") and "Christmas" instead. Lots of hits!  :D

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-Style-Black-Americana-Mammy-Figural-Bahamas-Souvenir-Christmas-Ornament-/110984182422?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item19d72c3a96

http://www.zazzle.ca/black_americana_angel_ornament-175568354382042012
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Razgovory

#24
December 17, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.

Those are pretty rare, actually.

LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit.   :lol:

I misread that as "Christmas themed mammaries", and thought he was talking about Meri or something.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Malthus

#25
December 17, 2012, 11:02:55 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 17, 2012, 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.

Those are pretty rare, actually.

LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit.   :lol:

I misread that as "Christmas themed mammaries", ...

That would be more Caliga's thing ...  :hmm:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

#26
December 17, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme.  :D

Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

derspiess

#27
December 17, 2012, 11:12:57 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 17, 2012, 10:00:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on December 16, 2012, 09:25:11 PM
I'm sure you at least have Christmas-themed mammies.

Those are pretty rare, actually.

LOL, I Googled "Christmas themed mammies", and your post came up as the first hit.   :lol:

:lol:  Awesome.  Maybe there's some money to be made from this idea?
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

lustindarkness

#28
December 17, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 17, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme.  :D

Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.

Black Nativity scene would be nice. Jesus was black after all.

Oh, and wrap the cat.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Malthus

#29
December 17, 2012, 02:22:08 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on December 17, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on December 17, 2012, 11:09:33 AM
So it's settled then: CdM should decorate using a "Black Americana" Christmas theme.  :D

Don't say Languish isn't helpful in answering the big questions.

Black Nativity scene would be nice. Jesus was black after all.


I thought he was hispanic.  ;)
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius
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