Elementary school shooting gun control pissing contest

Started by Grey Fox, December 14, 2012, 01:25:41 PM

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on January 16, 2013, 09:37:15 AM
So odd. Makes it seem like we're just itching for gun violence every day in our schools

I like the insinuation that since the President's children require Secret Service protection--who by their very existence possess a specific and existential criminal, political and terrorist threat dynamic--that he somehow doesn't give a shit about anybody else's kids.  :lol:

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 16, 2013, 06:35:14 AM
Wait until you see the new political ad from the NRA.   On the 1 month anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting, it's chock full of heady tasteful goodness.  Should make despiess sponge with another anti-Obama orgasm.

I'll look for a decent link.

I should read your reaction before I watch anything political.  Made it that much more enjoyable to watch :)
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on January 16, 2013, 09:54:14 AM
I should read your reaction before I watch anything political.  Made it that much more enjoyable to watch :)

It's a very silly ad.

I liked the animation, though;  looks like they went with the "Ford F-150 with Dennis Leary" approach.  Must go over well with the Johnny Six-Gun crowd.

Be sure to have some Kleenex nearby when you jizz.

derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 16, 2013, 09:55:44 AM
It's a very silly ad.

Who knows-- if I had watched it before I saw your reaction I might almost agree.  But the reverse-Seedy taint factor made me enjoy the whole thing.

QuoteI liked the animation, though;  looks like they went with the "Ford F-150 with Dennis Leary" approach.  Must go over well with the Johnny Six-Gun crowd.

:lol:  True.
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I actually didn't know who it was but then looked up Mika using google's news feature. Quite simple. :D
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on January 15, 2013, 02:19:14 PM
Surprise, surprise.  Obama is using schoolkids as props in his big announcement tomorrow.

It's only four of them, who wrote letters directly to the President about Sandy Hook.

Some real exploitation there.  :lol:

derspiess

Watching the Bamster now.  His executive orders don't really sound like gun control, which is fine.  His legislative proposals so far are in line with what Beeb posted.

He mentioned violent video games, which I'm sure Languishites will ignore.

Oh, and he trotted out the "if it saves just one life it's worth it" line :bleeding:
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: derspiess on January 16, 2013, 12:08:49 PM
Watching the Bamster now.  His executive orders don't really sound like gun control, which is fine.  His legislative proposals so far are in line with what Beeb posted.

Which means they won't get passed.  :P

I like how he finally slipped in the Director of the ATF nomination.  6 years.  :rolleyes:

QuoteHe mentioned violent video games, which I'm sure Languishites will ignore.

Yes, because gun violence is about anything else other than, say, oh I don't know, guns.

QuoteOh, and he trotted out the "if it saves just one life it's worth it" line :bleeding:

Who knows, could be your kid.

derspiess

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DGuller

Quote from: Ed Anger on January 16, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
I forgot to ejaculate into a 30 round magazine.
Forgot? :yeahright: I bet your banana clip was too curved to feed the rounds properly.

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and Obama makes the safe play.

QuoteThe announcement is over, and Obama is signing the 23 executive actions. These actions are in addition to laws that Obama wants Congress to pass. Here, according to the White House, are the 23 executive actions that he and his administration will do:

1. "Issue a presidential memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system."

2. "Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system."

3. "Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system."

4. "Direct the attorney general to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks."

5. "Propose rulemaking to give law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun."

6. "Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers."

7. "Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign."

8. "Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes (Consumer Product Safety Commission)."

9. "Issue a presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations."

10. "Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement."

11. "Nominate an ATF director."

12. "Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations."

13. "Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime."

14. "Issue a presidential memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence."

15. "Direct the attorney general to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies."

16. "Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes."

17. "Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities."

18. "Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers."

19. "Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education."

20. "Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover."

21. "Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges."

22. "Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations."

23. "Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health."
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Quote from: DGuller on January 16, 2013, 12:44:22 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 16, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
I forgot to ejaculate into a 30 round magazine.
Forgot? :yeahright: I bet your banana clip was too curved to feed the rounds properly.

Banana clip.. really. You anti-gun nutters really, at least, need to do some reading. Ignorant. MAGAZINE you twit.

http://www.amazon.com/Goody-35955-Banana-Clip-5/dp/B0017QDM6U

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"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".