Elementary school shooting gun control pissing contest

[derspiess]

You know, if criminals would follow the current laws, we would not need any new ones. I think we need to sit down with criminals over a beer and talk to them about that.

Beer Summits fix everything.

[Valmy]

I'm sure criminals would prefer that LEOs go back to revolvers as well

Eh criminals are a pretty poorly armed group if we go by weapons seized by cops.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm sure criminals would prefer that LEOs go back to revolvers as well

Eh criminals are a pretty poorly armed group if we go by weapons seized by cops.

I like my chances with my .357 and its 6 Golden Saber buddies still in the holster over any snot-nosed little gangsta shit with 17 rounds in a semi-auto he's holding sideways and aiming at a down angle at ten paces or more.

Less than ten paces, I take it from him and shove it up his ass.

[Neil]

I'm sure criminals would prefer that LEOs go back to revolvers as well

Eh criminals are a pretty poorly armed group if we go by weapons seized by cops.

Don't be so sure.  Martinus saw a movie once where the criminals had machine guns.

[Ed Anger]

You are making me want to play with the old .38.

[CountDeMoney]

I really should get my bail bonds license back.

[DGuller]

I'm sure criminals would prefer that LEOs go back to revolvers as well

Eh criminals are a pretty poorly armed group if we go by weapons seized by cops.

I like my chances with my .357 and its 6 Golden Saber buddies still in the holster over any snot-nosed little gangsta shit with 17 rounds in a semi-auto he's holding sideways and aiming at a down angle at ten paces or more.

Less than ten paces, I take it from him and shove it up his ass.

I would think that a revolver would be more suitable for shoving up someone's ass than a semiautomatic pistol.  An additional benefit is that revolver sights are protruding a lot more, so you also get a nice barbing effect once the barrel is in.

[Ed Anger]

DG: ass insertion specialist

[CountDeMoney]

I would think that a revolver would be more suitable for shoving up someone's ass than a semiautomatic pistol.  An additional benefit is that revolver sights are protruding a lot more, so you also get a nice barbing effect once the barrel is in.

Sideways, it doesn't really matter.

[derspiess]

I'm sure criminals would prefer that LEOs go back to revolvers as well

Eh criminals are a pretty poorly armed group if we go by weapons seized by cops.

I like my chances with my .357 and its 6 Golden Saber buddies still in the holster over any snot-nosed little gangsta shit with 17 rounds in a semi-auto he's holding sideways and aiming at a down angle at ten paces or more.

Less than ten paces, I take it from him and shove it up his ass.

You're a relic. From a 70s cop show.

[CountDeMoney]

You're a relic. From a 70s cop show.

Never shot a sink or a locker or a car window, though.  Can't say that about some non-relic cops with Glocks I've known.

[Ed Anger]

Seedy is getting too old for this shit.

[CountDeMoney]

That's goddamned right.

[Neil]

I now present an accurate depiction of CdM's years on the force:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

[CountDeMoney]

My Dad used to keep one of those old globe lights in his take home car back in the day.  Always put it on the dash instead of the roof, though.

''Hey Dad, why don't you put it on the roof like Kojak does on TV."
"Because TV doesn't show you how it slides off and hits Kojak in the head on every goddamn right turn."