POTUS Debate II: The Empire Strikes Back at the Wrath of Electric Mittensaloo

Started by CountDeMoney, October 15, 2012, 08:17:36 PM

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

mongers

Presidentail faux pas, he fails to thank anyone like Romney did, he could have least said something like "I'd like to echo senator Romney warm words"
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

Candy, you pompous bitch, didn't you read the MOU?

Notice how Mittens doesn't get too close, lest she pulls him in with her tractor beam.

CountDeMoney


derspiess

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 16, 2012, 08:09:33 PM
Candy, you pompous bitch, didn't you read the MOU?

Notice how Mittens doesn't get too close, lest she pulls him in with her tractor beam.

:lol:
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ed Anger

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 16, 2012, 08:09:33 PM
Candy, you pompous bitch, didn't you read the MOU?

Notice how Mittens doesn't get too close, lest she pulls him in with her tractor beam.

That is the second of the three allowed Death Star jokes.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

Glad to see they answered question on how to help Americans right now...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

derspiess

Quote from: Ed Anger on October 16, 2012, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 16, 2012, 08:09:33 PM
Candy, you pompous bitch, didn't you read the MOU?

Notice how Mittens doesn't get too close, lest she pulls him in with her tractor beam.

Do we then move on to the Jabba phase of the debate?
That is the second of the three allowed Death Star jokes.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

mongers

Better from Obama, but man doesn't his voice sound nervous.


Oh and kill the moderator already, why the fuck does she have to talk so much.
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

derspiess

"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Scipio

These assholes are making my brain hurt.  Fuck it.  I can't even pretend to give a damn.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

merithyn

Quote from: derspiess on October 16, 2012, 08:14:07 PM
Wasn't the question about gas prices?

I think they both missed that.

Anyone know how they're gauging the undecided voters? Is it from Tweets, or what?
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

CountDeMoney


mongers

"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"