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Started by mongers, September 25, 2012, 03:26:30 PM

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mongers

September 25, 2012, 03:26:30 PM Last Edit: September 25, 2012, 03:33:18 PM by CountDeMoney
So, I'm re-examining my position regarding circumcision as outlined in our recent threads on the issue; couple of days ago, I caught my todger in my jeans zipper and tore my foreskin a bit.  :(
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Razgovory

#1
September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

mongers

#2
September 25, 2012, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.

:huh:

But how would my bollocks remain cool ?   :hmm:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

DGuller

#3
September 25, 2012, 04:51:08 PM
WTF is bollocks?  Can't any Brit speak English?

Razgovory

#4
September 25, 2012, 04:54:11 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 25, 2012, 03:49:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 03:32:28 PM
You could just try wearing underwear.

:huh:

But how would my bollocks remain cool ?   :hmm:

I never wear pants.  This might cause more problems if you go outside.  I wouldn't know.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#5
September 25, 2012, 04:57:22 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Razgovory

#6
September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

DGuller

#7
September 25, 2012, 06:55:59 PM
Close enough.

mongers

#8
September 25, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.

I think Money's responsible, he seems to have an obsession with my ass.   :hmm:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Ideologue

#9
September 25, 2012, 09:52:55 PM
A foreskin is a responsibility.
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CountDeMoney

#10
September 25, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
Quote from: mongers on September 25, 2012, 06:57:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 25, 2012, 06:05:27 PM
I just noticed that thread is titled "Monger's Buttocks thread", but it's about his balls.

I think Money's responsible, he seems to have an obsession with my ass.   :hmm:

It's just that you keep wearing those male Speedo thongs the wrong way.  THE THIN PART GOES IN THE BACK PAL

Syt

#11
September 25, 2012, 11:52:40 PM
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Pedrito

#12
September 26, 2012, 04:03:11 AM
b / h = h / b+h


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