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Started by Malthus, September 04, 2012, 10:44:59 AM

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Malthus

#15
September 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

Proportionality is a matter of opinion.  :P
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

HVC

#16
September 04, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

Proportionality is a matter of opinion.  :P
like I said, electrify it. You can even set up a streaming cam. Tazed pothead thieves live. It'd be an Internet hit!
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#17
September 04, 2012, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 04, 2012, 01:27:22 PM
Quote from: dps on September 04, 2012, 01:17:24 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 04, 2012, 12:28:57 PM
See!  This is what I've been telling you people!

You've been telling us to steal Malthus' parents' sign?

Quote from: Barrister
All fucking potheads must fucking hang.
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

You're killing them because they're fucking potheads, not because they're theives.  Duh.
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

HVC

#18
September 04, 2012, 02:03:52 PM
They're mainly harmless, a few stolen signs aside. Besides, they keep the snack food industry alive :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

dps

#19
September 04, 2012, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:03:52 PM
They're mainly harmless, a few stolen signs aside. Besides, they keep the snack food industry alive :D

Meh, we got couch potatoes for that.

garbon

#20
September 04, 2012, 02:55:19 PM
Quote from: dps on September 04, 2012, 02:38:39 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:03:52 PM
They're mainly harmless, a few stolen signs aside. Besides, they keep the snack food industry alive :D

Meh, we got couch potatoes for that.

High overlap.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

lustindarkness

#21
September 04, 2012, 03:08:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

Proportionality is a matter of opinion.  :P
like I said, electrify it. You can even set up a streaming cam. Tazed pothead thieves live. It'd be an Internet hit!

:thumbsup:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Ed Anger

#22
September 04, 2012, 03:25:40 PM
Castle doctrine them. Open fire from the second story.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Malthus

#23
September 04, 2012, 03:31:16 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

Proportionality is a matter of opinion.  :P
like I said, electrify it. You can even set up a streaming cam. Tazed pothead thieves live. It'd be an Internet hit!

Heh not a bad plan ... I guess the only question is - voltage. Fatal or non?  :menace:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

garbon

#24
September 04, 2012, 03:34:08 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 03:31:16 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 01:51:05 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P

Proportionality is a matter of opinion.  :P
like I said, electrify it. You can even set up a streaming cam. Tazed pothead thieves live. It'd be an Internet hit!

Heh not a bad plan ... I guess the only question is - voltage. Fatal or non?  :menace:

Well given that you are in Canada...
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

DGuller

#25
September 04, 2012, 03:39:58 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 01:45:44 PM
killing people for stealing signs seems a bit out of proportion to the crime :P
Seem proportional to me, though the constant of proportionality is a tad high.

Eddie Teach

#26
September 04, 2012, 04:56:36 PM
Can't you just paint the number on the curb? Kinda hard for potheads to steal that.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

#27
September 04, 2012, 05:01:10 PM
Not if the potheads are on PCP as well.

Tonitrus

#28
September 04, 2012, 05:13:41 PM
Quote from: HVC on September 04, 2012, 02:03:52 PM
They're mainly harmless, a few stolen signs aside. Besides, they keep the snack food industry alive :D

What if pot were legalized only in brownie-form?  :P

Razgovory

#29
September 04, 2012, 07:28:27 PM
Quote from: Malthus on September 04, 2012, 10:44:59 AM
My elderly parents have a cabin in the woods north of Barrie, Ontario. Apparently, even in such a rural spot, you are obliged to hang out a street number on a government-issued sign. The only problem is that the sign keeps getting stolen. Their neighbours' signs aren't stolen -only theirs. Repeatedly. The government is now charging them a replacement fee.

They had no clue as to why ... as it turns out, their number is "420". Which is allegedly some sort of stoner code-number. No doubt the missing signs are decorating some asshole stoner's room.  :mad:

I thought you were a pot head in your youth.  Are you sure that you aren't getting all fucked up and stealing it.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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