Mars Rover "Curiosity" Landing tonight

[derspiess]

Science would never write something that retarded.  It must be a hoax.

Or maybe it's just Polack Science.

[Ed Anger]

A Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since the man is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference.

The man comes out after being in the room for five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "Not good at all," says the man, "I bit her nipple, she let out this huge fart and then flew out the window!"

[Admiral Yi]

[Ed Anger]

Ok miss Cho.

[grumbler]

Ok miss Cho.

You fucked up the punch line.  It's supposed to be "I bit her nipple, and then she let out this huge fart and flew out the window!"

Se how much better that makes the joke?

[Siege]

Grumbler scores, Monkeybutt sucks the air of defeat.

[Ed Anger]

Grumbler scores, Monkeybutt sucks the air of defeat.

Arabs have no judging power.