Some Hospitals Allow Patients' Own Dogs to Visit

[11B4V]

Because cats are nasty and disgusting.

People who have cats have less risk of heart disease.  Cats are also the ultimate vermin control.

Horse shit

[CountDeMoney]

Horse shit

My cat is a well-honed killing machine, imbued with an innate predatory sense to stalk and dispatch laser pointers.

[HVC]

Cats will eat you the second you hit the ground dead*. Dogs at least have the decency to wait a day or two until they're hungry.


* I'm looking at you CdM. You know when kitty bites and licks you? He's not playing, he's tast testing and biding his time

[11B4V]

 

Cats will eat you the second you hit the ground dead*. Dogs at least have the decency to wait a day or two until they're hungry.


* I'm looking at you CdM. You know when kitty bites and licks you? He's not playing, he's tast testing and biding his time

[CountDeMoney]

* I'm looking at you CdM. You know when kitty bites and licks you? He's not playing, he's tast testing and biding his time

Oh yeah, she gives me her nibbles at Love Time.  But I'm on to her.  It's a delicate ballet of nature up in this motherfucker.

[Ed Anger]

[Ideologue]

Cats will eat you the second you hit the ground dead*. Dogs at least have the decency to wait a day or two until they're hungry.


* I'm looking at you CdM. You know when kitty bites and licks you? He's not playing, he's tast testing and biding his time

Why is this bad?  If I drop dead, do I not want my cats to live?

God, you're the kind of person that wants your slaves buried with you, aren't you?  Other people can use those slaves.

Anyway, I've already identified a key weakness in cat physiology: they weigh about eight pounds.

[Tonitrus]

Cats will eat you the second you hit the ground dead*. Dogs at least have the decency to wait a day or two until they're hungry.


* I'm looking at you CdM. You know when kitty bites and licks you? He's not playing, he's tast testing and biding his time

Why is this bad?  If I drop dead, do I not want my cats to live?

God, you're the kind of person that wants your slaves buried with you, aren't you?  Other people can use those slaves.

Anyway, I've already identified a key weakness in cat physiology: they weigh about eight pounds.

[Eddie Teach]

What a small woman. Before the ninja edit that is.

[Ideologue]

That's not a cat.  That's an allegorical stand-in for Jesus.

[Tonitrus]

We had a cat as a kid that pulled in a good 15-16 pounds.  But, Maine Coons....