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Started by Jacob, May 31, 2012, 09:55:00 AM

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DGuller


garbon

Quote from: DGuller on June 04, 2012, 11:36:01 AM
Quote from: garbon on June 04, 2012, 10:47:44 AM
I slept with someone that looks like you.
:console:

I thought it had been enough years without discussing that. :D
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

Quote from: PDH on June 04, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 04, 2012, 07:50:39 AM
I do love the irony of Hans ranting hysterically complete with loads of over the top hyperbole in his attempt to show others are not rational.

You make yourself look like a fool dude.  Can you try calming down and NOT sounding like a crazy nutcase?

That's his schtick.  He is the anti-Raz, the nutcase right spinning particle created during the Big Bang.

For that to be true, half the board needs to put him on the ignore list.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

PDH

Quote from: Razgovory on June 04, 2012, 12:32:56 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 04, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
That's his schtick.  He is the anti-Raz, the nutcase right spinning particle created during the Big Bang.

For that to be true, half the board needs to put him on the ignore list.

No, for you see in the earliest moments after the Big Bang (pinpointed in time at 1984) both the Raz and Hans particles existed in the formless void known as the "Mondale Event" of the post election.  However, as larger structures on the right began to form in this void the Raz particles grouped together in the fringes where they were ignored over time.  The Hans particle, for inexplicable reasons, became seen more and more as the "norm" in the universe.  Still, their right spin makes them the opposite for the Raz.

Eventually, the Raz (known today as "Dark Political Matter") will return and the two particles will anihilate one another in a burst of partisan cosmology.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Razgovory

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

Quote from: Razgovory on June 04, 2012, 12:32:56 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 04, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 04, 2012, 07:50:39 AM
I do love the irony of Hans ranting hysterically complete with loads of over the top hyperbole in his attempt to show others are not rational.

You make yourself look like a fool dude.  Can you try calming down and NOT sounding like a crazy nutcase?

That's his schtick.  He is the anti-Raz, the nutcase right spinning particle created during the Big Bang.

For that to be true, half the board needs to put him on the ignore list.

Hans isn't the number 2 poster on the board. Why would people use an ignore function on someone who barely posts?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

I thought you were ignoring me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

Quote from: Razgovory on June 04, 2012, 12:58:12 PM
I thought you were ignoring me.

Garbon never said he was ignoring you.
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Barrister

Quote from: PDH on June 04, 2012, 12:47:10 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 04, 2012, 12:32:56 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 04, 2012, 09:57:37 AM
That's his schtick.  He is the anti-Raz, the nutcase right spinning particle created during the Big Bang.

For that to be true, half the board needs to put him on the ignore list.

No, for you see in the earliest moments after the Big Bang (pinpointed in time at 1984) both the Raz and Hans particles existed in the formless void known as the "Mondale Event" of the post election.  However, as larger structures on the right began to form in this void the Raz particles grouped together in the fringes where they were ignored over time.  The Hans particle, for inexplicable reasons, became seen more and more as the "norm" in the universe.  Still, their right spin makes them the opposite for the Raz.

Eventually, the Raz (known today as "Dark Political Matter") will return and the two particles will anihilate one another in a burst of partisan cosmology.

The "Mondale Event". :lol:
Posts here are my own private opinions.  I do not speak for my employer.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.