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Started by Admiral Yi, May 31, 2012, 03:05:38 PM

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Habbaku

#45
May 31, 2012, 09:59:46 PM
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.
-J. R. R. Tolkien

Ideologue

#46
May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Octavian

#47
June 01, 2012, 03:56:17 AM
If you let someone handcuff you, and put a rope around your neck, don't act all surprised if they hang you!

- Eyal Yanilov.

Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

- Bruce Lee

The Brain

#48
June 01, 2012, 04:11:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

Sigh.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#49
June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Queequeg

#50
June 01, 2012, 07:56:01 AM
Esme Bianco.
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Eddie Teach

#51
June 01, 2012, 03:02:44 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?



I suspect it might be photoshopped.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

katmai

#52
June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Eddie Teach

#53
June 01, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?

Nah, you're probably right. Give that poor girl a sandwich. :(
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

#54
June 01, 2012, 03:17:35 PM
Ide just came. Hard.

Cal just vomited.  Harder.

Tonitrus

#55
June 01, 2012, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?



/Siege

Too fat, too old.

Zanza

#56
June 01, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 01, 2012, 06:28:26 PM
Quote from: Viking on June 01, 2012, 04:13:54 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 31, 2012, 11:15:55 PM
Sasha Grey.  Maybe Keira Knightley.

This make you horny?



/Siege

Too fat, too old.
I would agree on the too old part this time.

Viking

#57
June 01, 2012, 07:08:17 PM
Quote from: Zanza on June 01, 2012, 06:57:52 PM
I would agree on the too old part this time.

I just get non-infant (solid skull) male (hip form) from that skeleton sketched over 100 years ago. It might still have been a 15 year old.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ideologue

#58
June 02, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on June 01, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
Quote from: katmai on June 01, 2012, 03:06:25 PM
No really?!?!?

Nah, you're probably right. Give that poor girl a sandwich. :(

Your pro-obesity agitprop isn't fooling anyone.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Eddie Teach

#59
June 02, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on June 02, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
Your pro-obesity agitprop isn't fooling anyone.

:lol:

Menshevik, capitalist running dog, it's all the same.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?
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