Talking pineapple question on state exam stumps ... everyone!

[Monoriu]

The biggest problem I see is that the test is way too easy.  This is a test in the US, right?  This essay is too easy for a 14 year old HK student whose native language is not English. 

[CountDeMoney]

The biggest problem I see is that the test is way too easy.  This is a test in the US, right?  This essay is too easy for a 14 year old HK student whose native language is not English.

Hey Mono, what's the correct answer in your version:

The pineapple:

A. Gets run over with a tank
B. Gets shot in the back of the head
C. Goes to prison and makes mittens for a celebrity clothing line
D. What pineapple, we have no knowledge of said pineapple, you must be mistaken

Edit:  E: Pineapple Penis Soup, bitch

[grumbler]

Both story and questions are very straightforward.

Indeed.

[DGuller]

Where does it actually say in the problem that the animals actually gamble on the race?  It seems like the writer of the article failed on reading comprehension part alone.