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French Presidential Election

Started by Zoupa, April 10, 2012, 10:57:47 PM

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Zoupa

http://youtu.be/rT5z_OMaQhg

Not an official video of course, since the title of the song is "Niggas in Paris".

"Et si certains sont plus riches que vous, vous etes plus nombreux qu'eux!"

Indeed.

Fireblade

#1
DAT SHIT CRAY, ain't it Jay?

DON'T LET HOLLANDE INTO HIS ZONE
DON'T LET HOLLANDE INTO HIS ZONE
DON'T LET HOLLANDE INTO HIS ZONE
HE'S DEFINITELY IN HIS ZONE

Zoupa


Capetan Mihali

All FH voters have the same glasses.   :huh:
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Fireblade

So.. is Hollande going to win or not? Because I'm tired of seeing Sarkozy all over the US news sites going "France must deport all the foreigners". Fuck you Sarko, they should start by sending your short ass back to Hungary. We'll see if Bruni decides to go to the swamps and eat beets with you or she starts tricking on Hollande like the whore classy Italian woman she is.

Vive PS and Vive Hollande :frog:

Capetan Mihali

Were I French, I'd probably vote for Mélenchon.  But his relevance apparently limited, I'm ready for FH.  C'est maintenant !
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Valmy

It is probably time for PS to take back the reigns. 
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Capetan Mihali

Whatever happened to that Besancenot guy?  I remember him being the last serious left candidate...
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Capetan Mihali

Definitely love this FH line too : "Neuilly-sur-Seine n'est pas Neuilly-sur-Marne."
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Sheilbh

Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 11, 2012, 12:27:00 AM
Whatever happened to that Besancenot guy?  I remember him being the last serious left candidate...
The New Anti-Capitalist Party he led is part of the Front de Gauche for this election.  Front Populaire!:weep: :wub:

QuoteWere I French, I'd probably vote for Mélenchon.  But his relevance apparently limited, I'm ready for FH.  C'est maintenant !
Same.  First round for FdG, second round PS.
Let's bomb Russia!

Tamas

So what's the deal with what I am hearing, that my main man, Sarko, is saying shit about reinstituting borders and whatnot?

Martinus

#11
What about FirebladeMarineLePen?

Sheilbh

Quote from: Tamas on April 11, 2012, 04:03:24 AM
So what's the deal with what I am hearing, that my main man, Sarko, is saying shit about reinstituting borders and whatnot?
He's threatened to pull out of Schengen if it's not changed.  Alain Juppe, who I think is running his campaign, has also started talking about 'a Europe of borders...a Europe that protects'.  To deal with the 'profoundly new world we live in' we need a 'new Europe'.  He's also said that it's not bad to 'bank the table now and then'.  It looks very much like Sarko wants France back in the driving seat.  The jokes about him being Merkel's lapdog haven't helped (I'd love to see his ego confront one of those jokes).

I still can't believe anyone thought Merkel coming to campaign for him might be a good idea :blink:
Let's bomb Russia!

Martinus

Quote from: Sheilbh on April 11, 2012, 04:12:09 AM
I still can't believe anyone thought Merkel coming to campaign for him might be a good idea :blink:

Yeah. Frankly I can't think of a bigger no-no when it comes to international non-interference (save from I guess sending in the army to influence elections or assassinating candidates). I mean, people get all up in arms when a foreign ambassador as much as shows his preference for one party over another - here we have a foreign head of the government actively campaigning for a candidate. Ugh.

Duque de Bragança

Broken voice for FH a.k.a Flanby (caramel pudding a nick given at the PS no less), a running gag for this campaign :)

Besancenot a serious candidate?  :lmfao: Trotsko babyface postman from Neuilly sur Seine? No more nuclear power within 10 years?
Serious for bobos, I guess.
Neuilly-sur-Marne is not exactly like CREIL-LES ULIS-CLICHY SOUS BOIS - AUBERVILLIERS - AULNAY SOUS BOIS.  :secret:

François Hollande président Inch'Allah!  Jawohl und laïcité über alles in der Welt of course.  :lol:
This video is not for the Province, at least rural areas and small towns unless Flanby thinks he has too many votes.