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Hungarian Machete Massacre

Started by Syt, April 06, 2012, 09:57:47 PM

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Razgovory

#15
April 07, 2012, 02:25:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 07, 2012, 02:18:42 PM
Machetes are a lot like falchions, which I think are classified as swords.

Machetes are also a lot like Machetes which are tools.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

#16
April 07, 2012, 02:28:57 PM
A machete is hopefully not usually used as a weapon instead of a tool but it can certainly be classified as a sword.
Winner of THE grumbler point.

The Brain

#17
April 07, 2012, 03:41:23 PM
katmai is a machete.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Siege

#18
April 07, 2012, 10:04:43 PM
What? Hungarians don't own guns?
Why would anybody use a machete?
So primitive and uncivilized.

And what's the deal with a calling 4 bodies a massacre?



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

jimmy olsen

#20
April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Sheilbh

#21
April 08, 2012, 04:17:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
You are on a tear lately.

I LOVE it! :)
Let's bomb Russia!

Siege

#22
April 09, 2012, 01:05:49 AM
Quote from: Sheilbh on April 08, 2012, 04:17:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on April 08, 2012, 03:31:14 AM
What a sad story, cuts straight to the heart. :(
You are on a tear lately.

I LOVE it! :)

It will not last long. He always bleeds out all the good intentions.
Then he wakes up the dragons and the suffering begins.

The endless circle of Tim.


"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"

CountDeMoney

#23
April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.

11B4V

#24
April 09, 2012, 05:09:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.

Regardless, they'll fuck you up.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#25
April 09, 2012, 05:10:32 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 09, 2012, 05:09:34 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 04:46:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on April 07, 2012, 02:15:00 PM
Machete's really aren't swords.  They are like long cleavers.  You use them to cut sugar cane.

I don't.

Regardless, they'll fuck you up.

Hassan chop.

11B4V

#26
April 09, 2012, 05:12:10 AM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#27
April 09, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Obviously, he was standing too close to a sugar cane stalk.

11B4V

#28
April 09, 2012, 05:14:29 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2012, 05:13:09 AM
Obviously, he was standing too close to a sugar cane stalk.

Damn highered help.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#29
April 09, 2012, 05:16:28 AM
I prefer a kaiser blade. Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.
Mmm hmm.
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