Breastfeeding in public places

[Martinus]

So, since there is recently an outbreak of these crazy cunts who insist they should have a right to squirt their bodily fluids into the gaping maws of their spawn where innocent people may be watching and having their dinner or a polite conversation ("OMG, it's all natural and everyone has been breastfed." Yeah, everyone also takes a shit but I wouldn't want someone to pull down their pants and take a dump at a next table when I am having a steak, you stupid bitch), I decided to ask Languish what the common opinion is.

I tried to keep the opening post neutral so my personal opinion is not known until later.

[Crazy_Ivan80]

I tried to keep the opening post neutral

and clearly you failed.

[Martinus]

I tried to keep the opening post neutral

and clearly you failed.

Why would you say that?

[Crazy_Ivan80]

I tried to keep the opening post neutral

and clearly you failed.

Why would you say that?

reread your opening post.
then look up the definition of neutral

[The Brain]

It is almost a complete non-issue for me. I've never encountered a situation where breastfeeding was a problem. And I rarely go to family restaurants.

[katmai]

I agree it is as disgusting as seeing Homosexuals out in public, they should be kept in closets.

[Martinus]

Crazy Ivan, you are a fucking retard.

katmai, I am also not fond of PDAs really, whether straight or gay.

[Iormlund]

Breastfeeding >>>> hungry kid wailing.

[dps]

("OMG, it's all natural and everyone has been breastfed."

Actually, some people are bottle babies.

[Syt]

So, since there is recently an outbreak of these crazy cunts who insist they should have a right to squirt their bodily fluids into the gaping maws of their spawn where innocent people may be watching and having their dinner or a polite conversation ("OMG, it's all natural and everyone has been breastfed." Yeah, everyone also takes a shit but I wouldn't want someone to pull down their pants and take a dump at a next table when I am having a steak, you stupid bitch), I decided to ask Languish what the common opinion is.

How is this opening post neutral/hiding your opinion? 

[Martinus]

Languish and irony don't mix it seems.

Having written an extremely vitriolic and unobjective opening post, I thought only idiots would not get that following it with a sentence about trying to be neutral was a case of blatantly obvious irony.

Now I'm wondering if I was right or not.

[Martinus]

Maybe it's a cultural thing that Germans and Flems are dumb?

[Zanza]

I am sure everybody got it.

Your problem is that your extremely vitriolic and unobjective opening post doesn't differ much in style from your usual posts.

[Martinus]

Still, two people didnt get it, it seems.

Btw, I am not saying that the opening post was a "joke". That's how I feel. It's just that I'm not as self-unaware not to realise that it was vitriolic. Hence, the auto-ironic jab at the end.

I feel like I need to offer didascalia with my posts.

[Solmyr]

Public places are fine and I think most countries have laws allowing public breastfeeding anyway. Private businesses, churches, etc, should have the right to decide their own policy.