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Started by Grey Fox, February 10, 2012, 10:01:04 PM

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Pool Table, what to do with it?

Keep it!
12 (57.1%)
Sell it!
3 (14.3%)
Mail it to Jaron
6 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 21

Eddie Teach

Would your woman play with you? Do you have any friends that come over?
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Grey Fox

She might play, yes. I don't have friends.
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rufweed

Quote from: mongers on February 10, 2012, 10:06:41 PM
You must at the very least have sex on it with your girlfriend or wife before you sell it.


Better still, shoot a porn film on it.   :D

I used to work with for a video company, and whilst 'cleaning out' the film/video vault, found some porn one of the earlier technicians had made, it was shot on the managing director's office table.  :D

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grumbler

Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 01:26:49 AM
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas.  :rolleyes:
Wouldn't cost Fireblade a thing.  :P
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sbr

Quote from: grumbler on February 11, 2012, 11:31:28 AM
Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 01:26:49 AM
Yeah it can't cost that much to ship a 700 pound pool table from Canada to Arkansas.  :rolleyes:
Wouldn't cost Fireblade a thing.  :P

True, but it seems like very unhelpful advice to GF.  He would be better off buying Fireblade a used pooltable that is already in Arkansas than shipping the one he has.

Eddie Teach

Does GF own a pickup truck? Then he could take it down when he goes to visit.  :lol:
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Razgovory

Quote from: syk on February 11, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Replace it with a soccer table.

Wouldn't soccer be a difficult game to play on a table?
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grumbler

Quote from: sbr on February 11, 2012, 12:17:46 PM
True, but it seems like very unhelpful advice to GF.  He would be better off buying Fireblade a used pooltable that is already in Arkansas than shipping the one he has.
I don't think he was being entirely serious.
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Razgovory on February 11, 2012, 02:33:55 PM
Quote from: syk on February 11, 2012, 02:16:09 PM
Replace it with a soccer table.

Wouldn't soccer be a difficult game to play on a table?

Maybe he means foosball.
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viper37

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Quote from: Grey Fox on February 10, 2012, 10:01:04 PM
I've recently acquired a propriety, included with it is a pool table. While I am not a fan of pool, I was wondering what I should do with it.

It is in fairly good shape but in need of a new carpet.

What say you Languish? Sell or Keepsake?
sell.
then contact me via PM :D

Unfortunately, I lack the space for the pool table :(  Otherwise, I would have gotten rid of it for you.
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