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Started by jimmy olsen, December 19, 2011, 07:06:58 PM

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HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: PDH on February 21, 2012, 10:09:33 PM
Every time I read "whore pills" I want to know where I can buy some of those to slip into drinks...

Instant whore, just add water?
We truly do live in the future. :)
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garbon

Quote from: PDH on February 21, 2012, 10:09:33 PM
Every time I read "whore pills" I want to know where I can buy some of those to slip into drinks...

Roofies, really? :o
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Fate

Quote from: derspiess on February 21, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
I always got annoyed at feminazis crying how insurance companies pay for Viagra but not their whore pills.  Viagra treats a medical condition.  Not being able to keep your legs closed is not a medical condition.

Oral contraceptives lower the risk of endometrial and ovarian cancer. It treats a medical condition.

Ideologue

Quote from: garbon on February 21, 2012, 10:51:57 PM
Quote from: PDH on February 21, 2012, 10:09:33 PM
Every time I read "whore pills" I want to know where I can buy some of those to slip into drinks...

Roofies, really? :o

And given he works at a university, he already is where he can buy some.
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derspiess

Quote from: Fate on February 21, 2012, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 21, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
I always got annoyed at feminazis crying how insurance companies pay for Viagra but not their whore pills.  Viagra treats a medical condition.  Not being able to keep your legs closed is not a medical condition.

Oral contraceptives lower the risk of endometrial and ovarian cancer. It treats a medical condition.

You can't treat a condition that doesn't exist yet.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Ideologue

Preventive medicine is for godless commie faggots.
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Fireblade

Quote from: Ideologue on February 22, 2012, 12:23:12 AM
Preventive medicine is for godless commie faggots.

Yeah, everyone knows that you're supposed to pray to Jesus that you didn't just knock up that slut you busted in.

Because it's what God wants.

Ideologue

God wants us to outrun the carriage capacity of our planet.  It's in the Bible.
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citizen k

Quote from: Ideologue on February 22, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
God wants us to outrun the carriage capacity of our planet.  It's in the Bible.

God figured we'd be off the planet by now.

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: citizen k on February 22, 2012, 12:56:34 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on February 22, 2012, 12:41:18 AM
God wants us to outrun the carriage capacity of our planet.  It's in the Bible.

God figured we'd be off the planet by now.

We'd all be in heaven now if we didn't keep voting for godless socialists.
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Neil

Quote from: derspiess on February 22, 2012, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: Fate on February 21, 2012, 11:31:34 PM
Quote from: derspiess on February 21, 2012, 11:55:08 AM
I always got annoyed at feminazis crying how insurance companies pay for Viagra but not their whore pills.  Viagra treats a medical condition.  Not being able to keep your legs closed is not a medical condition.
Oral contraceptives lower the risk of endometrial and ovarian cancer. It treats a medical condition.
You can't treat a condition that doesn't exist yet.
Watch out.  He's going to med school at the same university Martinus got his law degree.
I do not hate you, nor do I love you, but you are made out of atoms which I can use for something else.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Neil on February 22, 2012, 01:11:41 AM
Watch out.  He's going to med school at the same university Martinus got his law degree.

So the degree's interchangeable then?

Ideologue

An associate of arts opens doors to an infinite number of exciting careers.

In fairness, Fate actually seems pretty on the ball regarding medical stuff.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Ideologue on February 22, 2012, 01:59:41 AM
An associate of arts opens doors to an infinite number of exciting careers.

That's what they told me when I got mine.  And all that time in bail bonds, I was opening doors with a maul and a crowbar, instead of the degree.  :hedslap:

Ideologue

#2009
Heh, I have an A.A. too.

Actually, if you go by Barrister academic guidelines, I have three and a half of them.
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