17-year-old wins $100k for creating cancer-killing nanoparticle

[MadBurgerMaker]

Texas can sign him up. They need a QB.

Sorry, had to do it. 

Shit man now that you mention it, those big cans were maybe 5 yards out, which is about the limit of McCoy's range, and he put like 15 of 20-25 in there, so he's more accurate than Ash by a lot.  Fuck, where's the football scholarship, Mack???

[sbr]

$100,000?  Cheapasses.   I think it was last week during one of the conference championship games, I watched some kid win a hundred grand for throwing more footballs into a giant Dr. Pepper can than his female opponent.

Did you see the black kid who lost to the girl?  I think it was at halftime of the Big Ten CG.  That guy is gonna get shit for the rest of his life.

[sbr]

Zhang's achievement is impressive considering she is only 17 years old, but also due to the level of understanding required to create such a nanoparticle in the first place.

Now this made me think, what the hell was I up to when I was 17?

I know what I was up to. Getting high and attempting to get laid. 

I was getting high and working the blenders at the Orange Julius at the mall.

[Ed Anger]

I miss orange julius.

[garbon]

I was posting on Languish.

[Admiral Yi]

Did you see the black kid who lost to the girl?  I think it was at halftime of the Big Ten CG.  That guy is gonna get shit for the rest of his life.

Let's see her run the option and take some hits.  And her form was shit.

[Ed Anger]

Did you see the black kid who lost to the girl?  I think it was at halftime of the Big Ten CG.  That guy is gonna get shit for the rest of his life.

Let's see her run the option and take some hits.  And her form was shit.

Indiana can offer her a scholarship.