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Started by jimmy olsen, November 28, 2011, 11:31:51 AM

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jimmy olsen

#15
November 28, 2011, 12:19:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 28, 2011, 12:03:08 PM
Anyways, I don't get why one would have a "dream pet".  Dream implies it is unattainable.  But since Tim has excluded the pets that are truly impossible, any remaining pet is fairly attainable.  Even some very exclusive dog breeds, or horses, cost an amount of money that is certainly possible if one really values a certain pet.

A pet giraffe or a hippo seem rather implausible to say the least. :unsure:
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Ideologue

#16
November 28, 2011, 12:23:41 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 28, 2011, 11:31:51 AM
No co-ed answer please. -_-

What animal would you like to own as a pet if money, time, space and all that jazz was not a problem. No fictional animals, no animals that went extinct before the 20th century.

I would like an Irish Wolfhound.

Giant squid with giant aquarium.
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Ideologue

#17
November 28, 2011, 12:25:33 PM
Quote from: Malthus on November 28, 2011, 11:54:52 AM
Quote from: Barrister on November 28, 2011, 11:47:08 AM
Quote from: Malthus on November 28, 2011, 11:42:26 AM
Our cat really is the perfect pet - she takes care of herself mostly, doesn't wreck our stuff, is affectionate and playful.

Only drawback is she enjoys playing Hannibal Lecter with the mice outside.

:yeahright:

:lol:

Affectionate towards *me*, anyway. Others risk body parts.

My cats are affectionate toward everyone, as long as they can sense I'm affectionate toward the person, otherwise they growl and are mean.
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Barrister

#18
November 28, 2011, 12:28:11 PM
My cat is terribly affectionate towards everyone, including our dogs.

Except for one exception - my brother's maltese.  It is as if my cat, who has always been the smallest thing he knows (he's small for a cat to begin with), having finally discovered someone smaller than him, has realized he can actually be mean to something and get away with it. :lol:
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Grinning_Colossus

#19
November 28, 2011, 12:37:33 PM
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

jimmy olsen

#20
November 28, 2011, 01:06:14 PM Last Edit: November 28, 2011, 01:13:01 PM by jimmy olsen
That Emu looks like it has a brain growing out of its neck.    :yuk:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Viking

#21
November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Grey Fox

#22
November 28, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course he did, hired a lawyer & got a divorce.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Viking

#23
November 28, 2011, 01:27:36 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 28, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course he did, hired a lawyer & got a divorce.

I know french women don't shave... but... seriously... you mother?
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

frunk

#24
November 28, 2011, 01:36:16 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:27:36 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 28, 2011, 01:12:03 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.

Of course he did, hired a lawyer & got a divorce.

I know french women don't shave... but... seriously... you mother?

Did he have a backpack or some sort of other apparatus to support her weight?

HVC

#25
November 28, 2011, 02:04:49 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.
:P

Hey that monkey was tough. saw military action. Well, navy action, but at least that still beats the airforce :D
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ideologue

#26
November 28, 2011, 02:16:55 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 02:04:49 PM
Quote from: Viking on November 28, 2011, 01:08:24 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 12:18:01 PM
My dad had a pet monkey so i always wanted a pet monkey... in theory. in reality i know they're a pain in the ass and i couldn't tolerate one. Beyond that i never wanted an exotic pet.

Did your dad ever get that monkey off his back? Inquiring minds want to know.
:P

Hey that monkey was tough. saw military action. Well, navy action, but at least that still beats the airforce :D

Sure it does.  Just ask Wolf Junge and Robert Weber.
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Darth Wagtaros

#27
November 28, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
I want a Savannah. It'll never happen though. :(
PDH!

Viking

#28
November 28, 2011, 02:43:15 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 28, 2011, 02:04:49 PM

Hey that monkey was tough. saw military action. Well, navy action, but at least that still beats the airforce :D

Armed Monkeys in Action

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Grey Fox

#29
November 28, 2011, 02:48:54 PM
I wonder, do monkeys throw feces without discretion? or is it only theirs? Other monkeys?

If you give monkey: tiger shit, will he throw it at you?
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.
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