UK Defence Secretary resigns

[Richard Hakluyt]

Mart can be very insensitive to other people's needs at times 

[Sheilbh]

Philip Hammond's his replacement.  I think that seems a good choice.

[The Brain]

Does he get his organ played too?

[Caliga]

I would imagine that she knew all about it anyway.

I've frequently considered offering myself up as a beard for a rich homosexual. Especially if he had a job that got him a second house for his boyfriend. I told Mart if he was still single when he was 30 we'd come up with a deal, but he never took me up on it 

Mart ain't in the closet, as he's told us over and over and over again... so why would he need a beard?

[dps]

I would imagine that she knew all about it anyway.

I've frequently considered offering myself up as a beard for a rich homosexual. Especially if he had a job that got him a second house for his boyfriend. I told Mart if he was still single when he was 30 we'd come up with a deal, but he never took me up on it 

Mart ain't in the closet, as he's told us over and over and over again... so why would he need a beard?

Beyond that isn't he also in denial about his age?

[Caliga]

They have beards that can help with that!?

[Jacob]

They have beards that can help with that!?

Get a hipster moustache?

[Caliga]

What is that... like a Freddy Mercury moustache?  Mart would badass with one of those.

[Martinus]

Gay lover?

Probably.

It's pretty much compulsory for a certain percentage of any given Cabinet.

[Martinus]

I would imagine that she knew all about it anyway.

I've frequently considered offering myself up as a beard for a rich homosexual. Especially if he had a job that got him a second house for his boyfriend. I told Mart if he was still single when he was 30 we'd come up with a deal, but he never took me up on it 

I have a boyfriend now.

[The Brain]

I would imagine that she knew all about it anyway.

I've frequently considered offering myself up as a beard for a rich homosexual. Especially if he had a job that got him a second house for his boyfriend. I told Mart if he was still single when he was 30 we'd come up with a deal, but he never took me up on it 

I have a boyfriend now.

I pity the fool.

[Martinus]

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a nicer closet-case asshole:

While studying medicine at Glasgow University in the early 1980s, Fox resigned his position on the university's Students Representative Council (SRC) in protest at the council passing a motion condemning the decision of the university's Glasgow University Union (GUU) not to allow a gay students society to join the union. The SRC motion called both the union's decision and the explanations given for it "bigoted". The GUU maintained its stance regardless and the controversy was reported in the national media while leading to many other university student unions up and down the country, including Edinburgh, cutting ties with their Glasgow counterparts. Explaining his decision to resign from the SRC and support the GUU's position, Fox was quoted as saying "I'm actually quite liberal when it comes to sexual matters. I just don't want the gays flaunting it in front of me, which is what they would do."

In an interview for the London Evening Standard he claimed that his impending marriage to Jesme Baird should mean an end to any gossip about his private life. However, he refused to deny that he might have had a gay relationship in the past.

"I know that some people use smears and I have heard them for years. They'd say, 'Why are you not married? You must be a playboy or a wild man or gay,' or whatever. Well, I'm getting married in December and I'm perfectly happy with my private life and it remains my private life. It's perfectly clear that Jesme and I are very much in love with each other. I'm not going into that smear territory, which people would love to get into instead of having a debate."

In the past, Dr Fox voted against proposals to allow gay couples to adopt children and against the equalling of the age of consent. He did not vote on the Civil Partnerships Act.

[Martinus]

Reminds me of this 

[Josquius]

But then that was done because it is such a tory cliche.
A cliche of right wingers in general actually.