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Happy Colonial Conquest Day!

Started by Razgovory, October 10, 2011, 10:17:14 AM

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Razgovory

Also known as Columbus day.  Actually it was yesterday, but state employees get today off.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

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Valmy

Surely simply discovering some unknown islands is not equivalent to conquering anything.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

Quote from: Valmy on October 10, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
Surely simply discovering some unknown islands is not equivalent to conquering anything.

Well it led to conquest.  Unlike the lazy Vikings who showed up, camped out then left.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

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Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Ideologue

Quote from: Valmy on October 10, 2011, 10:28:52 AM
Surely simply discovering some unknown islands is not equivalent to conquering anything.

Unknown to you, cracker. :angry:
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Valmy

Quote from: Ideologue on October 10, 2011, 12:41:35 PM
Unknown to you, cracker. :angry:

Unknown to the dude discovering them.  I cannot really recall a period in my life I was not aware of the Carribean islands.

I guess I personally discovered them in Kindergarten or something.  They had these nice maps of the world I used to enjoy.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."


DGuller

Why are the flags reversed for Roosevelt and Kitchener?