The Gay Polish Lawyer and the mystery of the Elderly Jew

Started by Martinus, September 18, 2011, 12:18:59 PM

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Who is the Elderly Jew?

The Wandering Jew (tm)
5 (25%)
A ghost of Jews harmed by my profiteering ancestors (Razgovory's option)
5 (25%)
A ghost of my boyfriend's ancestors, unhappy he is fucking a Pole
7 (35%)
Other (write in)
3 (15%)

Total Members Voted: 20

DGuller

I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.

HVC

Quote from: DGuller on September 18, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.
personal vendetta. it's just taking him so long to implement his vengeance because he's trying to figure out a way to work a goat in there somehow.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

DGuller

:o Good point.  Marty, I would be careful when drinking water from your apartment building's well, if I were you.

Razgovory

Quote from: DGuller on September 18, 2011, 05:00:25 PM
I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.

I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.  He has to do some complex mathematics on the fly in his job.  I respect that.  He doesn't think he's that bright, but I think it would be foolish to underestimate him.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

HisMajestyBOB

Quote from: HVC on September 18, 2011, 04:55:35 PM
It's seige in disguise. he's finally tracked you down.

Did the old man unironically call Martinus a fag?
If not, then he's probably not Siege.
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Brazen


Grinning_Colossus

It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.
Quis futuit ipsos fututores?

Josquius

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Ideologue

Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on September 19, 2011, 04:50:56 AM
It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.

This would be a fun short story.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

CountDeMoney

QuoteI have been sitting at one of the cafes there, minding my own business, on my iPad.

This is incorrect.  You were ostentatiously attempting to be seen trying to be hip.  Drama fagbitch attention whore toesucker.

Ideologue

I don't really get iPads.  Laptops weigh, what, 8 pounds?

Of course, I'm one of the old people who still have a "desk-top kohm-pu-tor."
Kinemalogue
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Martinus

It's cheaper, smaller and weights less than a laptop. And a portable laptop would not be enough for me for gaming purposes, so I own a desktop iMac too - in this case getting an extra laptop would be an overkill.

Siege

Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.

And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.

Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"


Martinus

Quote from: Siege on September 19, 2011, 09:15:55 AM
Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.

And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.

Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.
:lol:

Eddie Teach

Quote from: Razgovory on September 18, 2011, 07:24:51 PM
I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.

I think he's much more clever than his forum persona. :yes:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?