Finally, the gub'mint is aware of the Canadian menace

Started by Ed Anger, April 22, 2009, 02:50:39 PM

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Ed Anger

Well, Janet Napolitano is on the case.

http://www.nationalpost.com/todays-paper/story.html?id=1520295

QuoteCan someone please tell us how U. S. Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano got her job? She appears to be about as knowledgeable about border issues as a late-night radio call-in yahoo.

In an interview broadcast Monday on the CBC, Ms. Napolitano attempted to justify her call for stricter border security on the premise that "suspected or known terrorists" have entered the U. S. across the Canadian border, including the perpetrators of the 9/11 attack.

All the 9/11 terrorists, of course, entered the United States directly from overseas. The notion that some arrived via Canada is a myth that briefly popped up in the wake of the 9/11 attacks, and was then quickly debunked.

Informed of her error, Ms. Napolitano blustered: "I can't talk to that. I can talk about the future. And here's the future. The future is we have borders."

Just what does that mean, exactly?

Just a few weeks ago, Ms. Napolitano equated Canada's border to Mexico's, suggesting they deserved the same treatment. Mexico is engulfed in a drug war that left more than 5,000 dead last year, and which is spawning a spillover kidnapping epidemic in Arizona. So many Mexicans enter the United States illegally that a multi-billion-dollar barrier has been built from Texas to California to keep them out.

In Canada, on the other hand, the main problem is congestion resulting from cross-border trade. Not quite the same thing, is it?

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We have to stop all that damn cold air from crossing the border every winter.
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I want to go back to the past when we didn't have borders. :weep:
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Caliga

She has time to learn about all this, because she has no life... remember?  :)

Seriously, does anyone actually believe that any Cabinet-level appointees generally have any idea what goes on in their departments on a daily, weekly, or even yearly basis?
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Quote from: Caliga on April 22, 2009, 03:01:21 PM
She has time to learn about all this, because she has no life... remember?  :)

Seriously, does anyone actually believe that any Cabinet-level appointees generally have any idea what goes on in their departments on a daily, weekly, or even yearly basis?

Annual basis? :perv:
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Berkut

"The future is we have borders."

She should post on Languish.
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Savonarola

Quote from: Grey Fox on April 22, 2009, 03:02:40 PM
Go ahead build a wall.

That could make America safer; if we put Detroit and Buffalo on the Canada side...
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Quote from: Savonarola on April 22, 2009, 03:11:16 PM
That could make America safer; if we put Detroit and Buffalo on the Canada side...

I think Sav should be the Homeland Security Secretary.
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QuoteThe future is we have borders.

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Martinus

Speaking of stupid people, a Polish MP recently raised a question during the PM question time whether the government is doing anything to stop "Polish storks" from being killed in the Med when they migrate South for winter.  :D

Meanwhile, the press reported how evil Czech and German wolves cross our Southern border and kill poor Polish sheep.

DisturbedPervert

Let the Canadians in, and next thing you know everyone will be drinking bag milk.   :mad:

lustindarkness

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on April 22, 2009, 03:23:14 PM
Let the Canadians in, and next thing you know everyone will be drinking bag milk.   :mad:
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Hansmeister

I think she confused it with the millenium plot, which did try to enter from Canada.

Of course a few days ago she did also claim that it is not a crime to enter the US illegally.  :huh: