Britain burns - Chavs ruin civilization

[Malthus]

I met the premier of Yukon while in Keno and talked about the Winnipeg Jets.  Turns out he's an ex-pay Winnipegger as well.   

They pay people to be Winnipeggers?

That figures. 

[Martinus]

 

Why is it that whenever I respond to someone's question about my personal life, everyone suddenly has to compare dicks?

[Razgovory]

I shook Dan Quayle's hand back in the day. Me > You.

I also met Sarah Palin but let's not mention that, as I really didn't want to be there but work forced me too.

I can beat that, I met Dukakis.

[Neil]

You know, this is the sort of situation that could really use Captain Britain.

[citizen k]

I met James Doohan "Scotty" and Kurt Vonnegut.

[Palisadoes]

You know, this is the sort of situation that could really use Captain Britain.

With his well-inked quill to write a lot of nasty letters?

[mongers]

I don't think he is a leftie. He is a bit like me - an elitist.

Shouldn't elitists be actually elite?

We are elite in Poland and Portugal, respectively.

How many ambassadors have you dined with? 

Actually, during the 2009/2010 New Year's Eve party the now-vice-ambassador of a major European country to Poland danced to Lady Gaga and drank pink champagne (along with other gays and fag hags) in my apartment in Warsaw, if that counts.

Oh I know him, isn't he Martim Silva's mate ?

[citizen k]

You know, this is the sort of situation that could really use Captain Britain.

With his well-inked quill to write a lot of nasty letters?

Indeed.

[Razgovory]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

[mongers]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

We could, :cough: Paras :cough: but most Americans*, especially CdM would get their knickers in a twist.


*Ed Anger an honourable exception.

edit:
I would post a photo of Paras doing internal security in N.I, but unfortunately most on the web seem to be of Bloody Sunday. 

I used to work with two ex-Paras, top blokes.

[citizen k]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

We could, :cough: Paras :cough: but most Americans*, especially CdM would get their knickers in a twist.



*Ed Anger an honourable exception.

If they're good enough for Belfast then should be good enough for Tottenham.

[Razgovory]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

We could, :cough: Paras :cough: but most Americans*, especially CdM would get their knickers in a twist.



*Ed Anger an honourable exception.

If they're good enough for Belfast then should be good enough for Tottenham.

They weren't good enough for Basra.

[Ed Anger]

I wonder if the Brits are just going to admit their military is incapable of taking care of this and ask the US to intervene.

We could, :cough: Paras :cough: but most Americans*, especially CdM would get their knickers in a twist.


*Ed Anger an honourable exception.

edit:
I would post a photo of Paras doing internal security in N.I, but unfortunately most on the web seem to be of Bloody Sunday. 

I used to work with two ex-Paras, top blokes.

I bet Seedy would love to see MAricans knocking heads. I know I'd love to see an MP battalion with non-lethal deterrents fucking up your Chavs. 

ACTIVATE HEAT RAY AND SONIC WEAPONS!

[Neil]

I bet Seedy would love to see MAricans knocking heads. I know I'd love to see an MP battalion with non-lethal deterrents fucking up your Chavs. 

Faggot.

[Ed Anger]

I bet Seedy would love to see MAricans knocking heads. I know I'd love to see an MP battalion with non-lethal deterrents fucking up your Chavs. 

Faggot.

I've got to take Brits pussy culture into account.