Politics EXPLAINED...by the medium of cows

[The Brain]

DGuller is interested in cow penis.

You of all people should know that cows do not have a penis.

[mongers]

Yep, it's accurate.

*slaps Jacob*

Oh you and your kinky fetishes.

Posting on Languish About Cows:

Tyr: "Hey guys, I just realized that you can get milk from cows. At least you can in the UK, not sure about the US? Do you even have cows there?"

Timmy: "Hey guys, I just found an artickle! Someone talked about milking a cwo in space! Astounding!"

CountdeMoney: "I like to tie my cows up before milking them."

The Brain: "Why is everyone talking about cows all of a sudden? I find it very exciting "

Slargos: "The brown cows are milking us! If you don't see it you're a hypocrite!"

Siegebreaker: "You can't milk a dead cow. That's why I always instruct my guys to take out the opfor and their cows."

grumbler: "Sorry, that cow won't hunt."

Caliga: "Udder pics pls."

Martinus: "Cow's are disgusting. Milking them is disgusting. In Poland we're enlightened and frown on bovine-human interaction. I hope we kill all the cows and everyone who ever has said anything nice about a cow."

garbon: " You can milk bulls too."

Norgesvenn: "My milking days are over...."

DerSpiess: "It's a cow needs milking it's not my problem. Why can't it milk itself?"

Grey Fox: "I'll milk a cow, okay, but I'm not going to marry it."

BarristerBoy: "They've announced the name of the team: The Winnipeg Cowpokes!"

Ed Anger: "I'm thinking of buying an automatic cow for the kids. I can afford it."

Minsky: "My preference is for cows milked in France."

DGuller: "I'm not sure that using a hypothetical bovine mortality table is the best way to discuss milking."

Well done sir.

[Ed Anger]

Ed Anger: "I'm thinking of buying an automatic cow for the kids. I can afford it."

or a cow launcher.

[Razgovory]

I always get left out of lists.

[sbr]

I always get left out of lists.

Me too.

[MadBurgerMaker]

I do too, but that's cool because all mine would say is "HURR DURR HURR" or some variation of that.   

[Jacob]

Some people are more easily pegged than others, alas.

[Razgovory]

Some people are more easily pegged than others, alas.

What?  Is my personality not vivid enough here?  If I crank it up any more I'll be frothing at the mouth and chewing the keyboard.

[The Brain]

Some people are more easily pegged than others, alas.

What?  Is my personality not vivid enough here?  If I crank it up any more I'll be frothing at the mouth and chewing the keyboard.

Your mistake is trying to stand out as insane.

[Barrister]

Some people are more easily pegged than others, alas.

What?  Is my personality not vivid enough here?  If I crank it up any more I'll be frothing at the mouth and chewing the keyboard.

Your mistake is trying to stand out as insane.

[katmai]

For once the brain gets it right.

[Jacob]

What?  Is my personality not vivid enough here?  If I crank it up any more I'll be frothing at the mouth and chewing the keyboard.

You're too multidimensional

My favourite post of yourse were the ones were you were going on a date and you planned out all your strats with maps and everything.

But yeah, Brain's got it... you come across as more lucid and sane compared to many of the posters here.

[Martinus]

I wouldn't make the "cow's" typo but otherwise it is pretty accurate. 

[Eddie Teach]

Not surprising that Martinus eschews milk, steak and burgers. 

[Martinus]

Not surprising that Martinus eschews milk, steak and burgers. 

Lol wtf. I love steak and burgers.