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Started by Martinus, July 03, 2011, 03:17:05 AM

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CountDeMoney

#4035
March 13, 2017, 11:36:23 PM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2017, 10:45:17 PM
Naw the undergrads are too young.  Still, Seedy, I think I found the place for you to come and teach English...

I wouldn't last two semesters. 

PDH

#4036
March 13, 2017, 11:41:44 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 13, 2017, 11:36:23 PM
I wouldn't last two semesters.

But you would die happy...or married to a Beijing Queen.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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Tonitrus

#4037
March 14, 2017, 12:54:28 AM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2017, 11:41:44 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 13, 2017, 11:36:23 PM
I wouldn't last two semesters.

But you would die happy...or married to a Beijing Queen.

Or have an affair with her mother.

Or both.

At the same time.

CountDeMoney

#4038
March 14, 2017, 08:48:55 AM
Stupid federal government.  You'd think draining the swamp would start with a snow day.   :mad:

derspiess

#4039
March 14, 2017, 09:20:44 AM
We barely got any snow.  This winter sucked.
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

CountDeMoney

#4040
March 14, 2017, 10:21:48 AM
All that white, lost forever.  Like America.  :(

Ed Anger

#4041
March 14, 2017, 11:15:21 AM
Quote from: PDH on March 13, 2017, 10:45:17 PM
Naw the undergrads are too young.  Still, Seedy, I think I found the place for you to come and teach English...

Age is just a number. Bang those chicks Lucullus.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Caliga

#4042
March 23, 2017, 10:06:10 PM
Had to mow the lawn today. :wacko:
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Grey Fox

#4043
March 24, 2017, 08:02:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on March 23, 2017, 10:06:10 PM
Had to mow the lawn today. :wacko:

I wish!

Still 6 inches to 3 feet of snow on 90%+ of my yard.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#4044
March 24, 2017, 08:17:52 AM
It was so freaking hot yesterday I broke out the summer clothes for my kids. I better enjoy the wild flowers fast before they are gone.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

CountDeMoney

#4045
April 06, 2017, 04:42:25 PM
Had some nasty weather come through.  When they pushed out the tornado warning at work, I got nothing but busy signals when I said this federal facility is woefully short of bathtubs and blankets.

These people don't deserve me.   :glare:

mongers

#4046
April 06, 2017, 05:59:43 PM
Been a rather warm and sunny start to Spring in Blighty; it was an effective 103F in the sun when I set out this morning.  :hmm:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

CountDeMoney

#4047
April 10, 2017, 08:14:24 PM
Not even Tax Day yet, and it's already 84 degrees (Fahrenheit for Fucktard Max) tomorrow.

HVC

#4048
April 10, 2017, 08:24:38 PM
28C
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Ed Anger

#4049
April 10, 2017, 08:29:47 PM
MAH LEGS HURT.

More thunderstorms.  :glare:
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