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Started by Martinus, July 03, 2011, 03:17:05 AM

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Valmy

#3645
July 22, 2016, 08:53:07 AM
Been well over 100F here everyday. Joy! I am headed out to the mountains of West Virginia pretty soon. Hopefully it is cooler there.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#3646
July 22, 2016, 08:57:00 AM
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Valmy

#3647
July 22, 2016, 08:59:35 AM
Toronto is reaching Oklahoma or Texas panhandle levels of madness: brutally hot summers, brutally cold winters.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

#3648
July 22, 2016, 09:02:40 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 22, 2016, 08:59:35 AM
Toronto is reaching Oklahoma or Texas panhandle levels of madness: brutally hot summers, brutally cold winters.

On the bright side, every spring and fall, we get two weeks of perfect weather.  :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Ed Anger

#3649
July 22, 2016, 09:38:07 AM
Gack.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#3650
July 22, 2016, 09:39:54 AM
This is "Punch a Stranger's Baby in the Face Just Because" hot.

Ed Anger

#3651
July 22, 2016, 09:41:40 AM
"Too hot to fuck" hot.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

CountDeMoney

#3652
July 22, 2016, 09:47:05 AM
"Why is My Belt Off Oh Wait I Forgot I Was Masturbating" hot.

Ed Anger

#3653
July 22, 2016, 09:50:58 AM
Fun fact: my kids sports practices aren't being called off. It's like the Minnesota Vikings training camp out there.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Valmy

#3654
July 22, 2016, 09:55:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2016, 09:50:58 AM
Fun fact: my kids sports practices aren't being called off. It's like the Minnesota Vikings training camp out there.

A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Korey Stringer is no longer tired, and thirsty.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ed Anger

#3655
July 22, 2016, 10:03:12 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 22, 2016, 09:55:11 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2016, 09:50:58 AM
Fun fact: my kids sports practices aren't being called off. It's like the Minnesota Vikings training camp out there.

A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside your mind! We are going to do up-downs, until Korey Stringer is no longer tired, and thirsty.

Don't forget to lower you head when you tackle!

Already had a talk with a red face coach over that. The kids are 6 and 7, not Jack Tatum.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

garbon

#3656
July 22, 2016, 10:13:11 AM
Today has gotten to a lovely 30C (86F) in Berlin. Perfect weather for relaxing in the park. :cool:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

11B4V

#3657
July 23, 2016, 12:50:28 AM
PACNORWEST FTW  :blurgh:

"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Admiral Yi

#3658
July 23, 2016, 02:02:07 AM
"That's anal sex with no lube hot."

CountDeMoney

#3659
July 23, 2016, 09:52:24 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on July 23, 2016, 12:50:28 AM
PACNORWEST FTW  :blurgh:

Fuck off and die in a snowslide avalanche after eating your own feces for 7 weeks.
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