Gift for a teenage girl: books or DVDs?

[Iormlund]

Condoms.

[Ed Anger]

Condoms.

I'd punch whoever gave my kid those. Not a friendly punch either. A beat you until you black out punch.

[katmai]

what about vaseline?

[Ed Anger]

what about vaseline?

Baseball bat to the head.

[CountDeMoney]

Condoms.

I'd punch whoever gave my kid those. Not a friendly punch either. A beat you until you black out punch.

I'm shipping your daughters some KY.  And not the usual stuff, but the warmy shit.

[Razgovory]

Condoms.

I'd punch whoever gave my kid those. Not a friendly punch either. A beat you until you black out punch.

Having teenage daughters has got to be hell.  I remember every worthless asshole my sister brought home.  I would frequently threaten them.  I didn't know such scummy people even existed.  One was this neo-pagan drug dealer who became a NARC.  The dumb bastard would show up wearing something that looked like a beach-towel and claiming it was his traditional religious garb.  After that my parents wouldn't let me talk to her boyfriends.  With Daughters it must have been much worse.

[Ed Anger]

Condoms.

I'd punch whoever gave my kid those. Not a friendly punch either. A beat you until you black out punch.

Having teenage daughters has got to be hell.  I remember every worthless asshole my sister brought home.  I would frequently threaten them.  I didn't know such scummy people even existed.  One was this neo-pagan drug dealer who became a NARC.  The dumb bastard would show up wearing something that looked like a beach-towel and claiming it was his traditional religious garb.  After that my parents wouldn't let me talk to her boyfriends.  With Daughters it must have been much worse.

I met every guy my goddaughter dated. It was fun making them nervous. I'd go to the wet bar and offer them drinks, I'd clean guns in front of them or wear my shoulder holster in plain sight and other fun stuff.

[katmai]

is she the one whose boyfriend was gonna propose?

[Ed Anger]

is she the one whose boyfriend was gonna propose?

TBR VIOLATUION. PURGE

[katmai]

is that a yes or a no?

[Ed Anger]

is that a yes or a no?

Oh, abusing yer modship eh?

[Siege]

Buy her A Song Of Ice And Fire.