How to be a good wife

[dps]

Blow jobs die at the altar.  That's a motherfucking fact.

Nyuh-uh.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

I see what you did there.

Seedy wants to see Neil's weinie.

[Neil]

Blow jobs die at the altar.  That's a motherfucking fact.

Nyuh-uh.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

I see what you did there.

Seedy wants to see Neil's weinie.

That would explain all that Tim 'belt loop' talk.  Jealousy.

[Josquius]

Interesting... I had a Malaysian girl chasing me recently. She was ugly...but....anything ey....

[jimmy olsen]

Blow jobs die at the altar.  That's a motherfucking fact.

Nyuh-uh.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

I see what you did there.

Seedy wants to see Neil's weinie.

That would explain all that Tim 'belt loop' talk.  Jealousy.

What?

[Eddie Teach]

Supposedly, when you reach for your belt it means you're thinking about sex. I saw it in some crappy Sarah Michelle Gellar movie.

[jimmy olsen]

I don't remember any talk about me and my belt.

[HisMajestyBOB]

Shortly after I got married, my wife made an offhand comment along the lines of "sex is fun, but it's not necessary for a healthy relationship". I had to nuke that from orbit. Repeatedly. Just to be sure. Religious upbringing is the relationship-killer.


Edit: Which is ironic given the OP. 

Only marry atheists.

[Ed Anger]

Shortly after I got married, my wife made an offhand comment along the lines of "sex is fun, but it's not necessary for a healthy relationship". I had to nuke that from orbit. Repeatedly. Just to be sure. Religious upbringing is the relationship-killer.


Edit: Which is ironic given the OP. 

Only marry atheists.

Ewww. All that nagging.

Marry a good baptist girl. She'll be a bit freaky in the sack and more importantly, KNOW HOW TO COOK.

[Caliga]

Interesting... I had a Malaysian girl chasing me recently. She was ugly...but....anything ey....

Were her boobs big though?

[Neil]

Shortly after I got married, my wife made an offhand comment along the lines of "sex is fun, but it's not necessary for a healthy relationship". I had to nuke that from orbit. Repeatedly. Just to be sure. Religious upbringing is the relationship-killer.


Edit: Which is ironic given the OP. 

Only marry atheists.

Ewww. All that nagging.

Marry a good baptist girl. She'll be a bit freaky in the sack and more importantly, KNOW HOW TO COOK.

[Ideologue]

Shortly after I got married, my wife made an offhand comment along the lines of "sex is fun, but it's not necessary for a healthy relationship". I had to nuke that from orbit. Repeatedly. Just to be sure. Religious upbringing is the relationship-killer.


Edit: Which is ironic given the OP. 

Only marry atheists.

Although they don't tend to have hard limits to what they will do, atheists can leave you hanging just as easily as some Christian.

[Brazen]

Why do I end up with the guys who cower away saying "We don''t have to have sex EVERY day, do we?"

[Valmy]

Why do I end up with the guys who cower away saying "We don''t have to have sex EVERY day, do we?"

Oh Brazen you were my dream girl all along

Ah well too late now.

[JonasSalk]

Interesting... I had a Malaysian girl chasing me recently. She was ugly...but....anything ey....

Were her boobs big though?

Malaysians and big boobs don't correlate.

[Ideologue]

Why do I end up with the guys who cower away saying "We don''t have to have sex EVERY day, do we?"

'Sup.

Actually, to be honest, sex literally every day might be less ideal.  I could hack maybe oral every day, but 45-60 minutes of anything on a daily basis would probably get old.  Then again, I have no frame of reference, since I can't even remember the last time I had sex two days in a row.