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Started by Valmy, April 18, 2009, 08:43:24 AM

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alfred russel

#30
April 18, 2009, 01:33:55 PM
Congrats!
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katmai

#31
April 18, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
For the love of god, you still have a chance to run Valmy!
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Ed Anger

#32
April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

vinraith

#33
April 18, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.

Better yet, go back to the old English vows that include a requirement to be "buxom in bed." Granted the meaning of the word "buxom" has changed since then, but I don't see any reason to break with tradition.

Ed Anger

#34
April 18, 2009, 02:37:52 PM
Quote from: vinraith on April 18, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on April 18, 2009, 02:21:57 PM
Congrats! Remember to have "obey" put back in her vows.

Better yet, go back to the old English vows that include a requirement to be "buxom in bed." Granted the meaning of the word "buxom" has changed since then, but I don't see any reason to break with tradition.

*looks it up*

I learned something today.  :hug:
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Admiral Yi

#35
April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Caliga

#36
April 18, 2009, 03:18:55 PM
:thumbsup:
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Barrister

#37
April 18, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or don't... :unsure:
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The Brain

#38
April 18, 2009, 03:44:21 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or the fucking pillow.
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CountDeMoney

#39
April 18, 2009, 03:44:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on April 18, 2009, 03:35:45 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 18, 2009, 03:02:20 PM
:cheers:

Post a pic of the bloody bed sheet tomorrow.

Or don't... :unsure:

Only if she was wrapped up in it, and he had an aluminum softball bat.

The Brain

#41
April 18, 2009, 04:08:34 PM
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Lucidor

#42
April 18, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
Wonderful! Here's to the happily marrieds'! :cheers:

Scipio

#43
April 18, 2009, 05:24:17 PM
Huzzah!  :cheers:
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C.C.R.

#44
April 18, 2009, 05:30:45 PM
Tell me that you got at least two goats for the dowry -- right?  RIGHT???

Oh, well.  Best of luck to you & Mrs. Valmy...

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