Guns don't kill people... They just make it easier.

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Darth Wagtaros

#15
August 27, 2019, 02:01:08 PM
A lot of time has past.  Guns still don't kill people?  Fingers do?
PDH!

Barrister

#16
August 27, 2019, 02:02:45 PM
That's quite the necro-bump.

YOu just went to the very last page of the forum to find this, didn't you.
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Darth Wagtaros

#17
August 27, 2019, 02:03:53 PM
It is appropriate to the times!
PDH!

Eddie Teach

#18
August 27, 2019, 07:54:39 PM
Was Evil Spock Habbakku's brother?
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Habbaku

#19
August 27, 2019, 08:20:45 PM
Negative. No clue who ES is.
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viper37

#20
August 27, 2019, 10:20:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 27, 2019, 02:01:08 PM
A lot of time has past.  Guns still don't kill people?  Fingers do?
well, if you put a gun on a chair and leave it there all day, how many people has it killed by the end of the day??  :P
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Darth Wagtaros

#21
August 28, 2019, 09:19:46 AM
Quote from: viper37 on August 27, 2019, 10:20:53 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 27, 2019, 02:01:08 PM
A lot of time has past.  Guns still don't kill people?  Fingers do?
well, if you put a gun on a chair and leave it there all day, how many people has it killed by the end of the day??  :P
Depends on whether or not unsupervised children count.
PDH!

viper37

#22
August 28, 2019, 01:08:57 PM
If an unsupervised child use the gun, than it's people who killed people ;)

See, the guns are innocent in all this :P
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If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Darth Wagtaros

#23
August 28, 2019, 02:02:53 PM
What if the gun is evil?
PDH!

viper37

#24
August 28, 2019, 06:36:38 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 28, 2019, 02:02:53 PM
What if the gun is evil?
Like Christine? Or more like KARR?
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Darth Wagtaros

#25
August 29, 2019, 07:08:23 AM
Yeah. KARR was an underrated villain.  But what if the gun were like  anascent skynet.
PDH!

viper37

#26
August 29, 2019, 11:05:31 AM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on August 29, 2019, 07:08:23 AM
Yeah. KARR was an underrated villain.  But what if the gun were like  anascent skynet.
a) check the power cord
b) Unplug for 30 seconds, reboot.
:P
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

If Microsoft Excel decided to stop working overnight, the world would practically end.

Savonarola

#27
August 29, 2019, 02:27:36 PM
Anascent Skynet would be a great name for a Star Wars villain.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Darth Wagtaros

#28
August 29, 2019, 04:42:32 PM
There might be one named that already.  Since they vomit out a new Terminator movie so frequently the studio is probably dying to get some product placement.
PDH!
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