Economic turmoil, unemployment, and...falling crime rates?

[Weijun]

I'm surprised I approved you.  Normally, any username that looks Chinesy I delete out of hand.  We don't need any herbal Viagra or counterfeit sneakers here.  Still, I suppose you haven't tried to sell me anything yet.

Don't forget toys with lead paint, crumbling drywall, and pirated DVDs!

[Eddie Teach]

We need a spambot or two from time to time.
It's good to give Marti someone to look down on

Marti already has plenty of people to look down on- breeders, religious folks, Americans, etc. Since it's a figure of speech he doesn't actually have to be better off than they are.