Fucking old crusty white people get in my face

[Scipio]

So, yesterday, after hours, my guard dog, Ozzy, apparently bit someone who was delivering some paperwork from a client to my office.  The people admitted that they entered onto the property, while my dogs were on the lawn and barking at them.  My dog tore the guys shirt.  Now, my dog has torn exactly 3 pieces of clothing, and they were all on large men who were ignoring his warning bark.  Mostly, he just jumps up on people.

The man was not injured.  His wife called animal control, and they cited me.  Then, the wife showed up this morning and cussed me out on the street (she was afraid of my other dog, Birdie, who will lick you to death), and complained about my representation of her friend, and how I was a worthless attorney.  I have filed motions today to withdraw from representing this client.  I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Fucking amateurs.  They fucked with the wrong Marine.

[HisMajestyBOB]

You should write them a contract stating that, should they enter your property, they willfully agree to become food for your dogs, and by opening your letter, they agree to its terms.

[Slargos]

Hilarious how dog owners think people should actively work to accommodate their violent and loud pets.

"Oh, he doesn't bite"

"Oh, he's just very excited"

I still have a scar from age 6 when I was bitten in the forehead by a huge and "excited" lab who "just wanted to say hello".

[katmai]

The dog could sense evil slargos. Sadly didn't finish the job.

[Barrister]

So, yesterday, after hours, my guard dog, Ozzy, apparently bit someone who was delivering some paperwork from a client to my office.  The people admitted that they entered onto the property, while my dogs were on the lawn and barking at them.  My dog tore the guys shirt.  Now, my dog has torn exactly 3 pieces of clothing, and they were all on large men who were ignoring his warning bark.  Mostly, he just jumps up on people.

The man was not injured.  His wife called animal control, and they cited me.  Then, the wife showed up this morning and cussed me out on the street (she was afraid of my other dog, Birdie, who will lick you to death), and complained about my representation of her friend, and how I was a worthless attorney.  I have filed motions today to withdraw from representing this client.  I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Fucking amateurs.  They fucked with the wrong Marine.

I dunno dude - you run a business at your home, and you implicitly invite the public to come on to your property to drop off documents.  I think it's your responsibility to ensure that your animals will not harass or bother your clients.

But I think you already know that.

(and I'm speaking as a dog owner - hell someone who even received a "vicious dog" warning from the city )

[The Brain]

After Hours was pretty nice I thought.

[Scipio]

After five o'clock, unless you have an appointment, you're a trespasser.

[Barrister]

After five o'clock, unless you have an appointment, you're a trespasser.

Do you have a sign to that effect?  Otherwise I think the implied invitation to enter still applies.

[Caliga]

He may not have a sign but he has an audible warning to that effect.  It goes "woof woof woof".

[The Brain]

He may not have a sign but he has an audible warning to that effect.  It goes "woof woof woof".

Seems like a waste with those dogs around.

[Caliga]

Scip is a: contingency planner.

[The Larch]

I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Endearing yourself with your constituents for a future judge run, I see. 

[grumbler]

I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Endearing yourself with your constituents for a future judge run, I see. 

No shit.

Sorry, Scips, but you are totally in the fucking wrong here, as I see it.  You need to get rid of, train, or restrain the dogs, or else not run a business out of your home.  It is called professionalism.

[Scipio]

I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Endearing yourself with your constituents for a future judge run, I see. 

They bought their tickets, they knew the risks.  I say, let 'em crash!

[Scipio]

I am sending the man and his wife a $50.00 check for his cheap-ass JC Penney shirt, via certified mail, with a letter stating that they are not welcome on my property any more, and that the next time they enter onto it I will charge them with willful trespass.

Endearing yourself with your constituents for a future judge run, I see. 

No shit.

Sorry, Scips, but you are totally in the fucking wrong here, as I see it.  You need to get rid of, train, or restrain the dogs, or else not run a business out of your home.  It is called professionalism.

What part of after hours do you people not understand?