Cruise recommendations

[Caliga]

There are cruises designed for younger people(aka college age)- usually they feature all you can drink specials, and only go to 1 or 2 locations. I'm guessing that's not what you're looking for though.
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Nope, since my brother doesn't drink and my wife and his girlfriend seldom do.

[Martinus]

I would imagine that the problem with a cruise is finding the right one. It would be lovely with the right people and ambience, but there is no escape if you have made a mistake and chosen the wrong cruise.

You can always sue:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2009/10/15/straight-italian-couple-sue-after-being-put-on-gay-cruise/

[CountDeMoney]

I saw that the thread was titled "Cruise recommendations" and thought that you would be looking for recommendations for what Tom Cruise film to watch. 

They're really all the same.

Imagine my disappointment when I couldn't recommend the movie where Cruise's character was the best at something but he had to overcome adversity (and his own ego) in order to prove it...

[Scipio]

I'm going to go on a cruise where I have to do fuckall, I am surrounded by my friends and family, and I get to eat and drink without regard for the cost of food and alcohol.  And then, every night, Wynton Marsalis and I play a two-hour set of top-shelf cool jazz, and the recording goes platinum.

[Caliga]

Can I: go too.

[merithyn]

I know this ship's "godmother": Mariner of the Seas

You should go on that one.

[Scipio]

Can I: go too.

For rills, dawgg!

[Monoriu]

I'm going to go on a cruise where I have to do fuckall, I am surrounded by my friends and family, and I get to eat and drink without regard for the cost of food and alcohol.  And then, every night, Wynton Marsalis and I play a two-hour set of top-shelf cool jazz, and the recording goes platinum.

Is there a cruise that does not charge separately for alcohol? 

[OttoVonBismarck]

I went on a cruise a few years ago, I have always been against touristy bullshit like cruises but we were sort of roped into it by another couple. It's one of those things that was a lot more fun than I thought it would be. It's basically perpetual eating, drinking, and gambling and then rolling off the ship a few times to walk around different countries and then walk back on.

The one I went on went from Florida to Denmark (stopped in the Azores, Amsterdam, and Copenhagen), aside from the fact that Denmark is filled with pussy Euroweenies it was a fun trip, due to my time in Europe earlier in life I already knew that going in and was ready for the sad, effeminate state of the descendants of the proud Viking race.

[Scipio]

I'm going to go on a cruise where I have to do fuckall, I am surrounded by my friends and family, and I get to eat and drink without regard for the cost of food and alcohol.  And then, every night, Wynton Marsalis and I play a two-hour set of top-shelf cool jazz, and the recording goes platinum.

Is there a cruise that does not charge separately for alcohol? 

A better question is, Is there a cruise featuring Wynton Marsalis?  Both are equally likely, I suppose.

[The Larch]

I'm going to go on a cruise where I have to do fuckall, I am surrounded by my friends and family, and I get to eat and drink without regard for the cost of food and alcohol.  And then, every night, Wynton Marsalis and I play a two-hour set of top-shelf cool jazz, and the recording goes platinum.

Is there a cruise that does not charge separately for alcohol? 

My cousing went to one last month. They had a flat rate for normal drinks and food and could pay an extra for premium stuff if they wanted.

[jimmy olsen]

Despite my misgivings, I think it is a good idea to try it at least once in a lifetime.  It is a pretty unique experience and some people have good reasons to like it.

That would be old people.

I went on a cruise in the summer of '09 and it was awesome.