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Started by Valmy, April 19, 2011, 08:06:38 PM

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Valmy

#30
April 21, 2011, 01:32:35 PM
Maybe later.  I still have alot of work to do.

But you made that shit up.  The Wife's niece's husband's brother's wife's sister's 13 great grandfrother of your first cousin six times removed?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#31
April 21, 2011, 01:35:13 PM
No I didn't. :huh:

I just looked the person up and clicked a button and it calculated the relationship.  No way for anybody to say if it's accurate, of course, but it's amusing to me anyway.  I tried to calculate relationships to actual royals but it was unable to find any. :(  Tried Queen Victoria, Mary, Queen of Scots, Charlemagne, etc.  I also tried Pope John Paul II. :bowler:
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Caliga

#32
April 21, 2011, 01:41:06 PM
QuoteJane Fonda is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's fifth cousin four times removed.
call me: Hanoi Cal :cool:
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#33
April 21, 2011, 01:48:21 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 01:35:13 PM
No I didn't. :huh:

Sorry it just sounded hilarious.  Like a way Martim might claim to be an insider in Venezuelan politics.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#34
April 21, 2011, 01:49:46 PM Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 01:52:03 PM by Caliga
QuoteBrigham Young, President of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's niece's husband's first cousin's wife's 2nd husband.

QuoteJoseph Smith Jr. is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's niece's husband's first cousin.


I could go on forever.  Interesting who it finds links to and who it doesn't, though.  The above link was unsurprising given my family history... surprised it wasn't a bit closer, actually.
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#35
April 21, 2011, 01:50:32 PM
Are you related to: Karl Marx?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#36
April 21, 2011, 01:53:38 PM
No path found to Karl Marx. :(
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Valmy

#37
April 21, 2011, 01:55:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 01:53:38 PM
No path found to Karl Marx. :(

:weep:

When I plug myself into that thing I better be related to at least one of the major French revolutionary figures.  I want to be Danton's first cousin six times removed's Wife's niece's husband's brother's wife's sister's 13th great great grandson!
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#38
April 21, 2011, 02:00:31 PM
No path to either Danton or Robespierre.  No path to Hitler either. :(
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#39
April 21, 2011, 02:02:31 PM
Anyway, all of the above paths must necessarily pass through a distant cousin's wife (since she is who I am connected to the World Tree by), so I don't consider any of them real relationships at all.  At some point I'd like to connect a blood ancestor to the World Tree... those are relationships I would consider meaningful enough to actually be interesting, if only marginally so.
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Caliga

#40
April 21, 2011, 02:09:44 PM Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 02:27:06 PM by Caliga
 :menace:
QuoteMaj. General William Tecumseh Sherman (USA) is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's husband's fifth cousin thrice removed.

You betcha! :bleeding:
QuoteSarah L. Palin is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's third great uncle's wife's 8th great niece.
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Valmy

#41
April 21, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 21, 2011, 02:09:44 PM
:menace:
QuoteMaj. General William Tecumseh Sherman (USA) is your first cousin 6 times removed's wife's husband's fifth cousin thrice removed.

Does Kentucky realize your close blood relation to the Hammer of the Lettows?  :ph34r:
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Caliga

#42
April 21, 2011, 02:28:50 PM
I shall have to: keep it a secret. :(
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Caliga

#43
May 20, 2011, 12:18:34 PM
Quote from: Valmy on April 21, 2011, 02:28:22 PM
Does Kentucky realize your close blood relation to the Hammer of the Lettows?  :ph34r:
No, but now that I've linked another line on my mother's (English) side to the world tree, I now realize my close blood relation to the Hammer of the Scots. :cool:

Gotta do some serious validation of that line before I'm comfortable making that claim to anyone but Languish wierdos, though.
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#44
May 20, 2011, 12:21:50 PM
I have some 17th century wills from Chester England headed my way.  I am hoping that will clarify some things.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."
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