Masonry ain't free

[CountDeMoney]

Notorious: Aren't your offspring going to be cursed for 14 generations now that you've talked about the Masons?

He hasn't "really" talked, actually.  Nothing about the light from the East, or coming down the mountain or other assorted secret-handshake bullshit.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Yeah.  Besides, it'd be the rest of you who'd be eliminated even if I did.  We control the Interwebs after all and have many secret death squads.  Its how the Masons control the world with the help of the Roschild Family and the Illuminati.

[Josquius]

Don't forget the lizard people, Bilderburg and the British royal family.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Joe Stalin is involved somewhere too. 

[Fireblade]

Meh, from what I hear, my fraternity's secret rituals are essentially copy/pasted from Masonic rituals. I've already done that shit once, so I really have no interest in more stupid rituals, drinking, goat-fucking, and gay sex awesome fun times.

[garbon]

I got a voicemail once about joining, once someone at college submitted my name saying that I'd like information about membership.