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Started by Barrister, April 27, 2011, 12:35:18 PM

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HVC

#180
May 18, 2022, 10:48:49 PM
Out on bail I assume? Anyway to revoke bail for switching lawyers to get delays?
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Malthus

#181
May 19, 2022, 07:37:12 AM
Quote from: HVC on May 18, 2022, 10:48:49 PMOut on bail I assume? Anyway to revoke bail for switching lawyers to get delays?

'Woman accused of murderous clowning juggles lawyers'.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Barrister

#182
February 21, 2023, 02:04:00 PM
So not actually that dumb - I just thought it was Languish-worthy.

Accused breaks in to a collectible store - steals thousands of dollars of Magic: The Gathering and Pokemon cards.
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chipwich

#183
February 22, 2023, 02:31:57 PM
Not uncommon. Valuable, transportable, untraceable, easy to sell, retain their value for a long time.

Valmy

#184
February 23, 2023, 04:38:44 PM
Quote from: chipwich on February 22, 2023, 02:31:57 PMNot uncommon. Valuable, transportable, untraceable, easy to sell, retain their value for a long time.

None of those are words I would use to describe collectibles.

I guess if you really know what you are doing. Also I guess if you are getting them for free.
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Jacob

#185
February 23, 2023, 05:35:42 PM
You should be able to sell unopened packs of current collectible card games pretty easily I'd think.

Barrister

#186
March 24, 2023, 11:33:38 AM
Accused is intoxicated, barricades themselves in a basement suite.  Tells police they have a bomb and not to enter, stating "we are going down in a blades of glory!"
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HVC

#187
March 24, 2023, 01:17:01 PM
You don't know what he used as shrapnel, he could just be poetic and not necessarily using the quote wrong :P
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

Barrister

#188
March 24, 2023, 01:45:02 PM
Quote from: HVC on March 24, 2023, 01:17:01 PMYou don't know what he used as shrapnel, he could just be poetic and not necessarily using the quote wrong :P

Maybe he is just a big Will Ferrel fan?

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