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Started by Martinus, March 21, 2011, 08:36:07 AM

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Queequeg

#4245
October 02, 2013, 06:05:55 PM
Playing Lithuania in 1066 start.  Sacking Scandinavian cities and taking their daughters home to Lithuania is lolzy. 
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Queequeg

#4246
October 02, 2013, 06:13:39 PM
Is there some kind of practical limit to the number of kids I can have?  I have 4 captured Scandanavian and Russian wives-concubines under the age of 35 working at all times, have trouble getting about 15.
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Queequeg

#4247
October 02, 2013, 06:16:57 PM
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

garbon

#4248
October 02, 2013, 06:27:08 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 02, 2013, 06:13:39 PM
Is there some kind of practical limit to the number of kids I can have?  I have 4 captured Scandanavian and Russian wives-concubines under the age of 35 working at all times, have trouble getting about 15.

I do believe there is a limit imposed.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Queequeg

#4249
October 02, 2013, 06:45:25 PM
So is CK2 the only game ever to have systematized abduction and rape as a game mechanic?
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Razgovory

#4250
October 02, 2013, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 02, 2013, 06:45:25 PM
So is CK2 the only game ever to have systematized abduction and rape as a game mechanic?

Nah.  There's some Japanese games.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lettow77

#4251
October 02, 2013, 11:30:13 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 02, 2013, 06:45:25 PM
So is CK2 the only game ever to have systematized abduction and rape as a game mechanic?

Do you even sengoku rance bruh
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Caliga

#4252
October 03, 2013, 06:48:59 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 02, 2013, 11:30:13 PM
Do you even sengoku rance bruh
cool story bro
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Razgovory

#4253
October 03, 2013, 07:40:10 AM
Quote from: Caliga on October 03, 2013, 06:48:59 AM
Quote from: Lettow77 on October 02, 2013, 11:30:13 PM
Do you even sengoku rance bruh
cool story bro

That made sense to you?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

garbon

#4254
October 03, 2013, 07:41:29 AM
That's like hella awesome, brah.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Lettow77

#4255
October 03, 2013, 09:58:59 AM
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Queequeg

#4256
October 03, 2013, 10:47:31 AM
Jesus.
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."

Crazy_Ivan80

#4257
October 03, 2013, 01:32:56 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 03, 2013, 10:47:31 AM
Jesus.

I don't think Jesus was a girl... Not even with a bottle of booze

Valmy

#4258
October 03, 2013, 11:30:08 PM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 03, 2013, 01:32:56 PM
Quote from: Queequeg on October 03, 2013, 10:47:31 AM
Jesus.

I don't think Jesus was a girl... Not even with a bottle of booze

He is in Lettow's alternative world where all the major world religious figures are young virginal maidens.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Queequeg

#4259
October 03, 2013, 11:37:04 PM
It's just weird on every level.  It's weird that a racist Neoconfederate loves it.  It's weird that he's posting it on this forum.  It's weird that the Japanese made a game like this.  And it's really, really weird that in a game about the most storied period in Japanese history-the Sengoku Jidai-they make all the characters look Caucasian. 
Quote from: PDH on April 25, 2009, 05:58:55 PM
"Dysthymia?  Did they get some student from the University of Chicago with a hard-on for ancient Bactrian cities to name this?  I feel cheated."
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