FAA: No more emergency oxygen in airplane lavatories

[Josephus]

I've been on buses with a bathroom.  It's quite an interesting challenge peeing in them.  You get constantly knocked around, so you have to keep aiming at a moving target (from your perspective), and constantly compensate.  You also have to aim with only one hand, because you need your other hand to hold onto the handle.

The seat keeps falling down too, so in addition to aiming, compensating, and one handing, you also need to hold the seat up with one knee as you try to maintain balance.

[Josephus]

I've been on buses with a bathroom.  It's quite an interesting challenge peeing in them.  You get constantly knocked around, so you have to keep aiming at a moving target (from your perspective), and constantly compensate.  You also have to aim with only one hand, because you need your other hand to hold onto the handle.

Josephus now can't imagine anything worse than the runs on a bus.

Yeah, that would be quite bad. the trouble with pooping on a bus too, is that the air circulates through the bus, so everyone can smell what you've been up to.

[DGuller]

I've been on buses with a bathroom.  It's quite an interesting challenge peeing in them.  You get constantly knocked around, so you have to keep aiming at a moving target (from your perspective), and constantly compensate.  You also have to aim with only one hand, because you need your other hand to hold onto the handle.

The seat keeps falling down too, so in addition to aiming, compensating, and one handing, you also need to hold the seat up with one knee as you try to maintain balance.

Hold the seat up?  Please. 

[Warspite]

I thought the oxygen flow had to be specifically activated from the cockpit, so I would have presumed that a terrorist ripping open the ceiling cavity wouldn't exactly have access to a ready-made flamethrower.

Unless the dastardly terrorists punctured the fuselage first, and then made their way to the crapper...

[Iormlund]

You don't need to do it from the cockpit. A computer could easily activate a series of electro-valves in case of loss of pressure. But yeah, it doesn't make sense to have the oxygen flowing until something happens.

[Josephus]

I've been on buses with a bathroom.  It's quite an interesting challenge peeing in them.  You get constantly knocked around, so you have to keep aiming at a moving target (from your perspective), and constantly compensate.  You also have to aim with only one hand, because you need your other hand to hold onto the handle.

The seat keeps falling down too, so in addition to aiming, compensating, and one handing, you also need to hold the seat up with one knee as you try to maintain balance.

Hold the seat up?  Please. 

And that's why I'll never take a crap on a bus/plane/ public washroom. I pity women.

[The Brain]

I've been on buses with a bathroom.  It's quite an interesting challenge peeing in them.  You get constantly knocked around, so you have to keep aiming at a moving target (from your perspective), and constantly compensate.  You also have to aim with only one hand, because you need your other hand to hold onto the handle.

Josephus now can't imagine anything worse than the runs on a bus.

Yeah, that would be quite bad. the trouble with pooping on a bus too, is that the air circulates through the bus, so everyone can smell what you've been up to.

"-Mommy, it smells funny!

-That's sperm, dear."

[sbr]

One of my biggest fears is having the runs on a plane. I can't think of anything more horrible than that.

Being in the middle seat at the time?

[Viking]

great, now you can smoke there without risking blowing up the plane.

[Josephus]

One of my biggest fears is having the runs on a plane. I can't think of anything more horrible than that.

Being in the middle seat at the time?

Beside a fat person you have to climb over.

[jimmy olsen]

One of my biggest fears is having the runs on a plane. I can't think of anything more horrible than that.

Being in the middle seat at the time?

This happened on my first flight to Korea.