NHL Hockey thread

[Grey Fox]

God damn Habs. We're gonna get destroy by the Laffs ffs.

[katmai]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

[HVC]

God damn Habs. We're gonna get destroy by the Laffs ffs.

[Barrister]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

[HVC]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

[Barrister]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

[HVC]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

whose left? vancouver?

[Grey Fox]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

Are you trying to kill the man?

[Neil]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

whose left? vancouver?

Montreal and Ottawa are both acceptable choices.

[Barrister]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

whose left? vancouver?

Montreal and Ottawa are both acceptable choices.

There is no acceptable choice.  There are the motherfucking Winnipeg Jets, and 29 other teams who stand in their way.

If a Canadian team makes it to the cup finals I'll probably watch out of idle curiosity, but that's it.

[HVC]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

whose left? vancouver?

Montreal and Ottawa are both acceptable choices.

if Montreal beats Toronto (a big if) they're so crashing they won't get past round 2. Ottawa is putting up a good and surprising fight, but I don't think it'll last. Who do you hate more? The leafs you hate just to be contrarian, or the truly evil and disputable Vancouver? There is only one choice for any right thinking Canadian.

[Neil]

Really?  After cheering for the Flames for all those years, there's no loyalty whatsoever?

You're a cold, cold man Mr. Prosecutor.

[HVC]

Little over 3 hours to puck drop.

Come on Ovi, combust!  You're feeling warmer and warmer, warmer and warmer...

Beeb clearly ain't no Drew Barrymore

Stick a fork in the Jets, they're done for the year.

It was fun while it lasted, and at least I'm not an Oilers fan.

you could always cheer on canada's true team, the leafs

You're a fucking asshole hillary, kicking a man while he's down like that.

whose left? vancouver?

Montreal and Ottawa are both acceptable choices.

There is no acceptable choice.  There are the motherfucking Winnipeg Jets, and 29 other teams who stand in their way.

If a Canadian team makes it to the cup finals I'll probably watch out of idle curiosity, but that's it.

you truly are the Timmy of hockey

[Neil]

if Montreal beats Toronto (a big if) they're so crashing they won't get past round 2. Ottawa is putting up a good and surprising fight, but I don't think it'll last. Who do you hate more? The leafs you hate just to be contrarian, or the truly evil and disputable Vancouver? There is only one choice for any right thinking Canadian.

As utterly hateful as the Canucks are, at least nobody is telling me that I should love them.  Maybe the generation of our grandchildren might be able to ease the Leaf hatred, since they won't have grown up in a time when a bunch of nostalgic oldsters decided on hockey coverage in this country.  And the Leafs still won't have won a cup.

Besides, it's not like the Leafs have the capacity to go all the way.  Goon hockey might work sometimes, but for a whole series?  And even if they manage to beat the Canadians (which is unlikely), there are still teams that have a blend of toughness and skill, rather than the straight up goonery of the Leafs.

I will say this for the Leafs though:  At least they're a punch-in-the-face style of goon, rather than cheapshot, backbiting cowards like the Canucks.

[HVC]

Oh, I doubt they'll go all the way, but they'll go further then Montreal and Ottawa. Vancouver, well it depends when loungo decides to choke.