TV/Movies Megathread

[Admiral Yi]

The second draft is a vast improvement.

[11B4V]

I think the next Bond will be black.

or gay.

Or a woman.

Next thing you know, Wonder Woman will be played by a trans gender dude.

[Eddie Teach]

Spotlight- extremely talky, as newspaper movies tend to go.
Revenant- extremely untalky, and hard to follow. Had some good scenes.

[CountDeMoney]

Bond is not a Ching Chong.

James Bond: high stakes baccarat with international villains in Monte Carlo.
Asian Bond: arguing with the wife over the buffet and nickel slots at the Monte Carlo. 


--Edited for comic priority.

[Josquius]

I said Asian. Not East Asian.
A Desi Bond.

[Eddie Teach]

Sikh idea, Tyr!

[CountDeMoney]

lol, a Slurpee Bond.

[Tonitrus]

I'm surprised no one has suggested Moderate Muslim Bond.

[CountDeMoney]

At the 4-way intersection with the East Bunny, Santa Claus and the male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, non-political agenda lesbian?

[celedhring]

Yeah, season 1 is definitely a slow start, but it really gets going in the second half of it. I love the mix of utter silliness and gut-wrenching emotional stuff. Plus the voice acting is so damn good.

I have the opening credits music as my ringtone 

Again, if you like that mix, you will probably like R&M. 

Mmmm... Just watched a few youtube clips and it looks right my alley. I'm not subscribed to the platform that carries it in Spain, but it's the same guys that show Better Call Saul so I'll probably get one month and do some binging, once I have a clearer schedule.

Well, Netflix Spain has just added the first season of Rick & Morty. I guess they read this thread and value my patronage 

[Josquius]

I'm surprised no one has suggested Moderate Muslim Bond.

That's the direction I was thinking actually.
The trouble with black bond is he would stand out in all relevant trouble spots for British spies to operate.
Asian bond on the other hand could "infiltrate" faux isis.
Alas the lack of sex and alcohol may be a striking point in the sell.

[Tonitrus]

If "moderate" doesn't allow sex/drinking, then what good is it? 

But in all seriousness...a fornicating/drinking Muslim Bond would be the sure way to incite more Islamo-radical seething.

[garbon]

The trouble with black bond is he would stand out in all relevant trouble spots for British spies to operate.

Craig blended in well in Madagascar.

[CountDeMoney]

I'm thinking about more of an American Muslim Bond, James Bond-Shabazz.
Replace Q and M with X. Bean pies shaken, not stirred.  Ya been bamboozled, Miss Moneypenny; pennies on the dollar for the White Man.

[citizen k]

  Ya been bamboozled, Miss Moneypenny; pennies on the dollar for the White Man.

I said that in my head with Sean Connery's voice.