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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Razgovory

Quote from: Weijun on June 05, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Since both South Park and Saturday Night Live have made a reference to it, I am somewhat curious about The Human Centipede.  Is it worth seeing, or will I just regret it?

Roger Ebert gave it no stars.  In fact he didn't give it any rating.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100505/REVIEWS/100509982

I wouldn't watch it unless someone made me.  By force.  Deadly force.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Eddie Teach

#871
It's for people with a coprophagous fetish. CDM apparently loves it.  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Josquius

Is it just me or does the new series of Family Guy have very different, higher quality animation. :hmm:
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Habbaku

I found The Human Centipede incredibly boring; not so much horrifying.  It was rather tame, actually.
The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

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Admiral Yi

Quote from: Habbaku on June 05, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
I found The Human Centipede incredibly boring; not so much horrifying.  It was rather tame, actually.

I'm curious, were they actors crawling around with their mouths on another actor's bung hole or was it done with special effects?

Habbaku

The medievals were only too right in taking nolo episcopari as the best reason a man could give to others for making him a bishop. Give me a king whose chief interest in life is stamps, railways, or race-horses; and who has the power to sack his Vizier (or whatever you care to call him) if he does not like the cut of his trousers.

Government is an abstract noun meaning the art and process of governing and it should be an offence to write it with a capital G or so as to refer to people.

-J. R. R. Tolkien

Tonitrus

Quote from: Razgovory on June 05, 2011, 02:16:45 PM
Quote from: Weijun on June 05, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
Since both South Park and Saturday Night Live have made a reference to it, I am somewhat curious about The Human Centipede.  Is it worth seeing, or will I just regret it?

Roger Ebert gave it no stars.  In fact he didn't give it any rating.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100505/REVIEWS/100509982

I wouldn't watch it unless someone made me.  By force.  Deadly force.

Yeah, this might be one of the few cases in which I'd endorse capital punishment on someone for producing a film.

Ed Anger

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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Habbaku on June 05, 2011, 05:30:55 PM
I found The Human Centipede incredibly boring; not so much horrifying.  It was rather tame, actually.

You could read the plot with a map, but I thoroughly enjoyed the evil doctor.

BuddhaRhubarb

X-Men First Class

not horrible, not great, good? yeah except for January Jones, sigh, I was hoping she'd be cool and sexy, but she really wasn't. and no accent, bah, but most of the other actors were good, cheeky. I liked "the cameo" and completely missed Stan Lee if he was in it (which gives it a boost imho right there) also unlike recent X-movies there was a discernible story (not the most original of stories, but) at  least. All the things I really liked are very spoiler-y.

7.0000000001 degrees of Kevin Bacon outta 10
:p

Neil

Emma Frost's accent is fake anyways.
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Kleves

I watched the BBC's Sherlock Holmes. I almost turned it off when I saw it was a modern day adaptation, and saw Holmes portrayed as a texting fiend. I actually ended up enjoying it, though.

I also saw the BBC's Luther, which I think someone recommended in this thread. It was ok, but didn't seem like anything too special. Netflix may not have the first episodes of the season, though; in the first episode, does he drop the guy down the hole in the ship?
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Scipio

Quote from: Kleves on June 07, 2011, 01:37:34 AM
I watched the BBC's Sherlock Holmes. I almost turned it off when I saw it was a modern day adaptation, and saw Holmes portrayed as a texting fiend. I actually ended up enjoying it, though.

I also saw the BBC's Luther, which I think someone recommended in this thread. It was ok, but didn't seem like anything too special. Netflix may not have the first episodes of the season, though; in the first episode, does he drop the guy down the hole in the ship?
Yes.
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BuddhaRhubarb

Quote from: Neil on June 05, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
Emma Frost's accent is fake anyways.

Yes it is, but that's the point, I'm pretty sure Jones could have done a crappy Brit accent. Would have made her seem less wooden.
:p

Eddie Teach

Considering how wooden Betty Draper is this seems an unrealistic hope.

Which X-Men character was she playing btw?
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