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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Syt

Well, with sktech bits I mean having an overarching narrative in the NC reviews in the form of sketch sequences - I don't mean using a cutaway scene as a gag or punchline. And I mean the NC reviews only, not Cinema Snob, Film Brain, Obscurus Lupa, Diamanda Hagan, Angry Joe etc.

I probably wouldn't mind so much, but I find the extra bits overly long, unfunny and a nuisance to sit through. I think Son of the Mask was the worst in that regard. I never cared much for his homemade DVD-release movies, either. In fact, I've pretty much stopped watching he NC reviews, though I still like his older material.

I hope Kyle/Oancitizen comes back, though (he took a break to finish his master's degree). There's too few arthouse reviewers.
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Ideologue

He was alright, but dude's schtick could get a little wearying.

And yeah, I meant the continuing bits.  Maybe sketch isn't the right word, because sketch implies and a sharply delimited scene--a lot of the times those weren't/aren't great either, but they're brief.  It was the continuing narratives that really drove me up the wall.  Linkara/Louvhaug was for a good long while unwatchable due to this.
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dps

Quote from: Syt on April 20, 2013, 02:55:18 AM
Well, with sktech bits I mean having an overarching narrative in the NC reviews in the form of sketch sequences - I don't mean using a cutaway scene as a gag or punchline. And I mean the NC reviews only, not Cinema Snob, Film Brain, Obscurus Lupa, Diamanda Hagan, Angry Joe etc.

I probably wouldn't mind so much, but I find the extra bits overly long, unfunny and a nuisance to sit through. I think Son of the Mask was the worst in that regard. I never cared much for his homemade DVD-release movies, either. In fact, I've pretty much stopped watching he NC reviews, though I still like his older material.

I hope Kyle/Oancitizen comes back, though (he took a break to finish his master's degree). There's too few arthouse reviewers.

Agree.  The reviews done after he supposedly stopped doing the NC and then decided to continue them after all have been very disappointing.  Perhaps an example of what TV Tropes would call "Came Back Wrong".

Kleves

Oblivion. Andrea Riseborough > Olga Kurylenko. That is all.
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Quote from: Kleves on April 20, 2013, 08:55:11 AM
Oblivion. Andrea Riseborough > Olga Kurylenko. That is all.
Yeah.  I was entertained, but the movie suffers from a science gap somewhat common to the genre.
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Berkut

Come on, quit being coy. Was it good or not?

And for reference, Prometheus was not good.
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Neil

Hmmm...  It wasn't as dumb as Prometheus, but it was similar in some ways.  It's worth a chance.
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11B4V

Caught a good part of, "The Killing Fields" this morning before work. Hadnt seen it in close to 20 years. Forgot how good it was.

There was nothing wrong with Prometheus. Quits being alein snobs.  :P
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Quote from: Kleves on April 20, 2013, 08:55:11 AM
Oblivion. Andrea Riseborough > Olga Kurylenko. That is all.
Considering this is all hypothetical I'm going to have to go with "both".
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Eddie Teach

Based on the pics I've seen, I'll give the edge to Kurylenko. I like Riseborough's pallor, but she also has a rounder face(in the pics on google) and a bit of a smirk. Could easily change mind given video evidence.
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Berkut

I went and saw it tonight.

I thought it was a good movie, enjoyed it quite a bit.

Not even close to the logical disaster that Prometheus was - I am sure there are plenty of plot wholes, but nothing that was just unworkable.
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Syt

Quote from: 11B4V on April 20, 2013, 08:58:49 PM
There was nothing wrong with Prometheus.

:wacko: Plot holes you could drive the Nostromo through, characters ("scientists", mostly) who have neither common sense nor logical thinking . . . No, nothing wrong here. The only ray of hope in that giant heap of dung was Michael Fassbender's performance.
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11B4V

Quote from: Syt on April 21, 2013, 12:16:18 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on April 20, 2013, 08:58:49 PM
There was nothing wrong with Prometheus.

:wacko: Plot holes you could drive the Nostromo through, characters ("scientists", mostly) who have neither common sense nor logical thinking . . . No, nothing wrong here. The only ray of hope in that giant heap of dung was Michael Fassbender's performance.
All to be answered in the sequels.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

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"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Neil

Quote from: Berkut on April 20, 2013, 11:28:05 PM
I went and saw it tonight.

I thought it was a good movie, enjoyed it quite a bit.

Not even close to the logical disaster that Prometheus was - I am sure there are plenty of plot wholes, but nothing that was just unworkable.
[spoiler]Why would the machine go after the Earth for water when there are other, much better targets?[/spoiler]  But yeah, once you ignore that central problem, I enjoyed it.
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Berkut

Quote from: Neil on April 21, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
Quote from: Berkut on April 20, 2013, 11:28:05 PM
I went and saw it tonight.

I thought it was a good movie, enjoyed it quite a bit.

Not even close to the logical disaster that Prometheus was - I am sure there are plenty of plot wholes, but nothing that was just unworkable.
[spoiler]Why would the machine go after the Earth for water when there are other, much better targets?[/spoiler]  But yeah, once you ignore that central problem, I enjoyed it.

[spoiler]Why not? What other better targets are there? Maybe it has already visited the other, better targets, and Earth was just next on the list.[/spoiler]

I am sure there are plenty of plot holes.

[spoiler] One thing I immediately noticed that was just dumb - when the Tet drops below the horizon, they lose contact? What, they don't have the tech for simple relay satellites?[/spoiler]
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