TV/Movies Megathread

[Darth Wagtaros]

Sinatra: Welcome Back Elvis

Some fucked up shit going on here.

[Liep]

21 Jump street - 8/10 Funny although at times predictable. Love the cameos.

Caught that too, 6/10. Funny although at all times predictable (didn't see the dick shot coming, though). Love the cameos.

[CountDeMoney]

Finally got around to Horrible Bosses; goddamn, Jennifer Aniston looked good.

Unfortunately for the movie, had I been her hygienist, there'd have been no plot.

[viper37]

Unfortunately for the movie, had I been her hygienist, there'd have been no plot.

he, he.  I think a lot of us thought the same

[Eddie Teach]

Finally got around to Horrible Bosses; goddamn, Jennifer Aniston looked good.

Unfortunately for the movie, had I been her hygienist, there'd have been no plot.

His girlfriend was hotter.

[Duque de Bragança]

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade at the Deutsches Film  Museum.
Always fun to watch movies set in that time period in Germany

[Eddie Teach]

Melancholia. Cheerful little film about the end of the world. Plus you get to see Kirsten Dunst naked. I liked it much better than Antichrist.

[Scipio]

Justified Season 3, eps 1-4.  Damn.  Mykelti Williamson and Neil McDonough are OSSUM.

[Drakken]

His girlfriend was hotter.

So was Kevin Spacey's wife.

[Ideologue]

His girlfriend was hotter.

So was Kevin Spacey's wife.

You know, I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but Annette Benning is hot as fuck in American Beauty.

[The Brain]

Annette Benning was super hott back in the day.

[Drakken]

You know, I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but Annette Benning is hot as fuck in American Beauty.

She was hot as fuck in Bugsy too.

And she has the honor of being the one woman who made Warren Beatty settle down and not whore around anymore, so she must be one hell of a female.

[FunkMonk]

You know, I don't know if I've ever mentioned this, but Annette Benning is hot as fuck in American Beauty.

She was hot as fuck in Bugsy too.

And she has the honor of being the one woman who made Warren Beatty settle down and not whore around anymore, so she must be one hell of a female.

I had a boner for her in The Siege.

[Syt]

I had a hard time taking "The Siege" serious when I watched it the first time.

"Islamic terrorists blowing up a fully occupied bus in downtown New York? Yeah, right." 

[jimmy olsen]

Yes.

Btw, I know our spoiler code is annoying with this much stuff, but if you highlight it, it's okay.  Or not.  Fuck you, I do this for me.

[spoiler]

3)If they were going to use biological weapons, why such camera-friendly abominations, instead of, I dunno, airborne AIDS?  And why so many different classes of nasty?  There's the ambiguous genitalia monster, the zombie spermataphore, Starro the Conqeuror, and the xenomorph, none of which have any obvious superiority to one another nor to humans, nor do any of them possess any obvious specific combat role unfulfilled by the others.  Indeed, none of them are actually a match for organized humans with access to our civilization's technology, that is, both expressly designed or improvised weaponry, as demonstrated amply by Ellen Ripley.  This always bothered me about the bioweapon explanation for the xenomorphs, but, here--seriously, what the hell?  I guess actually there are only two real monsters in the film, the pussydick snake and the zombification virus that got into the dude scientist's cum, but as for the latter, WTF is up with that nonsense life cycle?  It's a pathogen, then when someone's infected with it, if they fuck someone, it implants as a baby, becoming a giant starfish, which later implants an egg that becomes a crypto-Alien xenomorph.  Are the Harrelsons' just fucking around up there?

3a)Quick follow-up question: what would've happened if he'd popped on her face?  Don't wait for the translation, answer now.
[/spoiler]

I agree with almost all your points, though I would note that in one of the books that were written as a sequel to Aliens, [spoiler]the W-Y corporations actually is so stupid as to set up a research facility on Earth which the Xenomorphs escape, and eventually overrun the Earth.[/spoiler]