TV/Movies Megathread

[Viking]

I've eaten of his body and drank of his blood.

Papist scum

No, just another Saturday night.

Despite suggestions via body glitter in Twilight & Grallon - gay people aren't vampires.

No, because the vampyrocidal frequencies of sunlight are absorbed rather than scattered or reflected by the regolith on the moon. Same reason why street lights and desk lamps don't kill them either.

Another thing, regular refracted light (the stuff that goes around corners), which is identical to direct sunlight, should at least give suntans.

Why do vampires glitter? Because ghey mormon vampires used body glitter.

[jimmy olsen]

The Sinatra Group asked the question, "Liz Taylor or Ava Gardner? Which would you rather do? I disqualify myself, because I nailed em both."

RIP, Phil Hartman.

Wouldn't he be most qualified to answer that question then?

[CountDeMoney]

The Sinatra Group asked the question, "Liz Taylor or Ava Gardner? Which would you rather do? I disqualify myself, because I nailed em both."

RIP, Phil Hartman.

Wouldn't he be most qualified to answer that question then?

Shut up and catch a ferry, dumbass. 


And I believe it was Rita Hayworth, not Liz Taylor.

[Razgovory]

I've eaten of his body and drank of his blood.

Okay, but where is the serial killers and ritual murder?

[Ed Anger]

I just watched that skit again.

Milli vanilli, what's with this faggot crap?

[celedhring]

Just watched The World's End. Was ready to like it a lot... and then I didn't.

It was a lot like Hot Fuzz (rural british village with a dark secret as a way to spoof action/sci-fi films), but more random and nonsensical. It has a lot of funny bits, mind, I just don't think it's as good and solid as Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz.

[Ed Anger]

I've begun to tire of Simon Pegg.

[Ed Anger]

Spartacus

Kirk Douglas gets nailed.

A

[garbon]

I've begun to tire of Simon Pegg.

[Malthus]

I've begun to tire of Simon Pegg.

No more pegging for Ed. 

[Razgovory]

Passion in the Desert. Hop. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Harvey. Donnie Darko.

I once watched Harvey in an asylum.

[Eddie Teach]

Passion in the Desert. Hop. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Harvey. Donnie Darko.

I once watched Harvey in an asylum.

At least it wasn't Silence of the Lambs.

[Ideologue]

As previously noted, I've been working on a series due to the release of The Raid 2:

The Raid (2012).

Acts of killing, part I

A+

And, as I promised many moons ago:

Dredd (2012).

Acts of killing, part II

A (it's been upgraded!)

Long.  Duh.

Evans' and Uwais' first collaboration, Merantau, sometime later today or early tomorrow, and The Raid 2 soon thereafter when I get around to getting the pictures for it.

[celedhring]

Looks like I'll have to check The Raid, then. I don't think it even got a release over here.

[Ideologue]

It was a small theatrical release in the States as well (its worldwide box office was only $4mm--but apparently it was one of the bigger hits in Indonesia for its year).  Where it really blew up was on home video.

The Raid 2 did get a wide release last weekend, which was cool.